# I don't give a FUCK if your car is "For Sale" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 6, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592 "2006-08-06T19:30:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/241 "2006-08-09T05:04:15Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] That’s “you’re,” fucknut. **Get some grammer.** Don’t use that word, it’s disgusting. Thanks.I read, but I don’t post, Nonny.My point exactly. Review the tape.Wittle bit insecure, Duffie?This was actually pretty funny. [/QUOTE] [Yup, I’m on the bold again.] Our you talking about your own Grammer? Is she eyeball-less too? If not, what is your obsession with all these poor elderly women? You’d think that in your quest to clean up the city, you’d at least start with decent eye patches and better views of the lone falcon’s nest. ~not anybody’s Grammer, but I did have (and love) one of my own growing up ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/242 "2006-08-09T05:08:06Z")
[QUOTE=faithfool] [Yup, I’m on the bold again.]Our you talking about your own Grammer? Is she eyeball-less too? If not, what is your obsession with all these poor elderly women? You’d think that in your quest to clean up the city, you’d at least start with decent eye patches and better views of the lone falcon’s nest. [/QUOTE] OK, it looks like round 2 has begun. Poor choice people, poor choice. First off, fuck you. Yes, you. Now that we have that out of the way, your pun on grammer/grammma is funny, but it would be more funny had you spelled “grammar” correctly, you ignorant cunt. A-FUCKING-R. If I ever see that mistake on this board again, I’m going to scream like a goddamn sissy. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/243 "2006-08-09T05:10:08Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] I plead guilty? Did I accidentally say that in Japanese? I meant to speak English. [/QUOTE] Listen, you fucking mod wanna be. Wait, that’s **QED**. What were you again? Oh yeah, the guy who snarks about SDMB on other boards and thinks he’s the shit. Well, you’ve got _my_ respect, Nonny! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/244 "2006-08-09T05:15:30Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Shut up, people, or it will be Round 2. And it won’t be pretty. [/QUOTE] Hey, the bimbo who walks through the ring wearing nothing but a bikini and spike heels holding up the sign saying “ROUND 2”… …I’ll be in my bunk. Zinger can wait. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/245 "2006-08-09T05:20:41Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] OK, it looks like round 2 has begun. Poor choice people, poor choice. First off, fuck you. Yes, you. Now that we have that out of the way, your pun on grammer/grammma is funny, but it would be more funny had you spelled “grammar” correctly, you ignorant cunt. A-FUCKING-R. If I ever see that mistake on this board again, I’m going to scream like a goddamn sissy. [/QUOTE] Actually, it’s funny because you’re the one that misspelled “grammar” the first time, dipstick. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/246 "2006-08-09T05:23:00Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] OK, it looks like round 2 has begun. Poor choice people, poor choice. First off, fuck you. Yes, you. Now that we have that out of the way, your pun on grammer/grammma is funny, but it would be more funny had you spelled “grammar” correctly, you ignorant cunt. A-FUCKING-R. If I ever see that mistake on this board again, I’m going to scream like a goddamn sissy. [/QUOTE] Hey, I only bowed to the enlightened master of all things acceptably copacetic. If you deigned to spell it that way, why would I dare to flagrantly contradict the king of all he surveys? And I am impressed that _your_ grammma gets that extra ‘m’. She’s truly blessed, with or without eyeballs. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/247 "2006-08-09T05:23:41Z")
[QUOTE=brianjedi] Actually, it’s funny because you’re the one that misspelled “grammar” the first time, dipstick. [/QUOTE] Oh fuck your right. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/248 "2006-08-09T05:24:54Z")
[QUOTE=faithfool] Hey, I only bowed to the enlightened master of all things acceptably copacetic. If you deigned to spell it that way, why would I dare to flagrantly contradict the king of all he surveys? [/quote] Right now I’d like to survey you shutting the fuck up. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/249 "2006-08-09T05:25:01Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Shut up, people, or it will be Round 2. And it won’t be pretty. [/QUOTE] Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/250 "2006-08-09T05:25:57Z")
[QUOTE=Seven] Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion. [/QUOTE] Oh well, maybe fellater then. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/251 "2006-08-09T05:27:43Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Oh fuck your right. [/QUOTE] That’s “you’re,” fucknut. Get some _“grammer”_. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/252 "2006-08-09T05:29:26Z")
[QUOTE=Seven] That’s “you’re,” fucknut. Get some _“grammer”_. [/QUOTE] Oh fuck you’re right. Fuck, fuck, FUCK! ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/253 "2006-08-09T05:30:57Z")
Actually, I’m getting a little tired. I’m starting to make some grammAR mistakes, which I almost never do. You cretinous hordes have tired me out! But not for long! Round 3 begins on the morrow! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/254 "2006-08-09T05:36:19Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Right now I’d like to survey you shutting the fuck up. [/QUOTE] \ Why bless yo little heart. You’re just _not_ a happy fellow. I’m sure that whatever’s ailin’ you son, can be fixed right up in a jiffy, if we can just appropriate you some of those WHORES you keep talkin’ about. That ought to do a proper gentlemen a piece of mind. Or sumpin’. \ ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/255 "2006-08-09T05:57:02Z")
[There could be a reasonable explanation for this trainwreck!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9P-5w6BzXU) Otherwise, I got nothin’… ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/256 "2006-08-09T05:58:05Z")
[QUOTE=brianjedi] No one could take offense to a car “For Cale.” 😃 [/QUOTE] I’ve never heard of anyone ‘Against Cale’, so what would be the point of the sign? What really confused me about the OP is his ‘Circle City’ reference? I’ve never heard of it before. Is it some reference to a city shaped like a doughnut? Is it the home of Krispy Kreme? I dunno. Then I hear it is actually Indianapolis. Well the only thing I know about Indianapolis is that Ann Romano lives there with her two daughters, one of which is extremely hot while the other’s a crack whore. Oh, and they have an annoying janitor named Schneider who was a twat. But that’s another story. The End. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/257 "2006-08-09T09:18:26Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat!!! [/QUOTE] > [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Twat last night > Twat the night before > Gonna get twat tonight > Like I never got twat before! [monty python]_I DON’T LIKE TWAT!!_[/mp] ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/258 "2006-08-09T09:44:31Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] [There could be a reasonable explanation for this trainwreck!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9P-5w6BzXU) [/QUOTE] There is. Jesus, people, six pages? If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and carries a sign saying “I’m a freaking duck!”, it just might be a duck. I mean, what does this guy have to do? Live under bridges? Assault billy-goats? Turn to stone in sunlight? Espouse a diet consisting mainly of hobbits and dwarves? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/259 "2006-08-09T14:26:03Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] There is. Jesus, people, six pages? If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and carries a sign saying “I’m a freaking duck!”, it just might be a duck. I mean, what does this guy have to do? Live under bridges? Assault billy-goats? Turn to stone in sunlight? Espouse a diet consisting mainly of hobbits and dwarves? [/QUOTE] Naah. **Aeschines** has been a relatively mellow arguer for admittedly off-the-wall viewpoints in the past. This appears to be either an extended meltdown or some sort of serious problem surfacing – unless he’s gaming us, which would be uncharacteristic of him in the past. Anyway, a surrealistic trainwreck of this sort is never over until the bald soprano sings. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/260 "2006-08-09T14:48:27Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] Naah. **Aeschines** has been a relatively mellow arguer for admittedly off-the-wall viewpoints in the past. This appears to be either an extended meltdown or some sort of serious problem surfacing – unless he’s gaming us, which would be uncharacteristic of him in the past. Anyway, a surrealistic trainwreck of this sort is never over until the bald soprano sings. 😉 [/QUOTE] Have you read through [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=367256) mess? Hardly mellow, certainly off-the-wall. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592.md?page=14)