# I don't give a FUCK if your car is "For Sale"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 6, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592 "2006-08-06T19:30:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/321 "2006-08-11T03:39:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]  
I’m working on a way to use my powers for good. So far, I got nothin’.  
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You could rent your services out to lesbians who are crushing on straight girls. “You like that blonde, huh? Alright, five grand, and she’ll be muff diving by Tuesday.”

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**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/322 "2006-08-11T08:23:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Why don’t you just call the towing company?  
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Because being an obnoxious dick and using the curb out front of someone else’s house as a used car lot for a few days is not grounds for having your car towed?

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/323 "2006-08-11T11:08:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
You could rent your services out to lesbians who are crushing on straight girls. “You like that blonde, huh? Alright, five grand, and she’ll be muff diving by Tuesday.”  
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NOW we’re talking! Dude, you are so in my will! (I expect to die rich, happy, and probably soon. Of happiness.))

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