# I don't give a FUCK if your car is "For Sale"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 6, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592 "2006-08-06T19:30:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/161 "2006-08-08T23:03:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Jayrot]  
Ahh, very interesting. So obviously the question is: how do you feel about used consumer electronics being put up for sale?  
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SHUT UP! FUCK YOU! GODDAMN YOU! FUCK YOU!!!

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/162 "2006-08-08T23:05:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
I’ll tell you what _else_ was left unfinished: The OP’s medication. Dude…try to remember what drawer you put the pills in and take as directed.  
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Hah hah. There have been multiple jokes in the thread about mental illness. Have you known sick people who haven’t taken their meds? I’ve had family members and friends with heavy-duty depression and bipolar. It’s sad and scary, not funny at all.

I’m sorry that some of what I’ve said is so over your precious pinny heads that you’ve got to label it–quick!–with whatever you find handy. It’s a flame-out! It’s insanity!

Nope.

It’s just someone challenging a number of your preconceptions and presenting information that makes you a little uncomfortable.

Deal with it. Grow.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/163 "2006-08-08T23:07:25Z")

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Typical. A perfectly good joke thread devolves into oversized obscenities. This thread is going to wind up just like Dodge City with worm eating zombie falcons driving elderly female midgets in old beaters.

I blame homemade for sale signs.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/164 "2006-08-08T23:09:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
It’s just someone challenging a number of your preconceptions and presenting information that makes you a little uncomfortable.  
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And here I thought it was a person without a sense of humor going all teenager because people just don’t understand what he’s trying to say.

My mistake.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/165 "2006-08-08T23:11:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
Hah hah. There have been multiple jokes in the thread about mental illness. Have you known sick people who haven’t taken their meds? I’ve had family members and friends with heavy-duty depression and bipolar. It’s sad and scary, not funny at all.

I’m sorry that some of what I’ve said is so over your precious pinny heads that you’ve got to label it–quick!–with whatever you find handy. It’s a flame-out! It’s insanity!

Nope.

It’s just someone challenging a number of your preconceptions and presenting information that makes you a little uncomfortable.

Deal with it. Grow.  
[/QUOTE]

I didn’t say it was funny. It was honest advice. You’re off the beam here and you’re the only one who doesn’t see it. There’s no amount of explaining that will make a hysterical, irrational person see it. You presented nothing coherent. You are out of control. Address it.

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**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/166 "2006-08-08T23:12:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Harborwolf]  
This thread is going to wind up just like Dodge City with worm eating zombie falcons driving elderly female midgets in old beaters.  
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I think I saw that in a David Lynch movie once.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/167 "2006-08-08T23:15:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
It’s just someone challenging a number of your preconceptions and presenting information that makes you a little uncomfortable.  
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This is exactly what I mean. You can’t jump between incoherent screaming guy straight into smug, pompous twat in the space of just a few posts and expect anyone to take you seriously. My preconceptions are very clear on this point.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/168 "2006-08-08T23:24:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Giraffe]  
This is exactly what I mean. You can’t jump between incoherent screaming guy straight into smug, pompous twat in the space of just a few posts and expect anyone to take you seriously. My preconceptions are very clear on this point.  
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“Twat” is a disgusting word, and I have only contempt for you now that you have used it. Get some class, Mod.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/169 "2006-08-08T23:28:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
“Twat” is a disgusting word, and I have only contempt for you now that you have used it. Get some class, Mod.  
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::puts on a top hat::

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/170 "2006-08-08T23:29:44Z")

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> Giraffe-  
> You can’t jump between incoherent screaming guy straight into smug, pompous twat in the space of just a few posts and expect anyone to take you seriously

Sure he can. Didn’t you read there is a family history of bipolar disorder.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/171 "2006-08-08T23:37:37Z")

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[QUOTE=CarnalK]  
Sure he can. Didn’t you read there is a family history of bipolar disorder.  
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Hah hah, I’m adopted, but whatever.

You people truly are into invalidation. Anything you think you can use against a person you’ll try to use, even when you can’t. Pathetic.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/172 "2006-08-08T23:38:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
Meridian Street used to be the pride of the whole goddamn city, but now there are beaters everywhere (subject of the OP, DUH!), crumbling old mansions with old ladies staring out the windows with nothing in their eye sockets… (snipppppy)  
…Is this fuckin’ DODGE CITY, with all the lawlessness of that city?  
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Dude, chill out… it’s called _White Flight_ and it’s made possible by folks just like you. Hooray for White Flight!

My advice? Get Thee To Fishers!

And also, yes it IS Dodge City. At least the part of it around, let’s see… maybe 21st to 30th and maybe Central to Keystone or so???

Naptown sucks. It has for many, many years now. It sounds like you ain’t helping it too much.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/173 "2006-08-08T23:48:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
You people truly are into invalidation. Anything you think you can use against a person you’ll try to use, even when you can’t. Pathetic.  
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\<top hat\>  
I say, it’s so true. Pity **CarnalK** doesn’t have the decency to judge people by what’s important, like what kind of car they drive and whether or not it’s for sale. Uncouth barbarian.  
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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/174 "2006-08-08T23:49:13Z")

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[QUOTE=I Love Me, Vol. I]  
Dude, chill out… it’s called _White Flight_ and it’s made possible by folks just like you. Hooray for White Flight!  
[/quote]  
What a racist, shitty attitude, man.

And ignorant. I’m not a part of “white flight.” I have black neighbors. Most of the Northside is integrated.

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> Get Thee To Fishers!

I’ve got news for you: There are black people living in Fishers, too.

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> Naptown sucks. It has for many, many years now. It sounds like you ain’t helping it too much.

You brought race into the discussion, very ignorantly too. I doubt you’ve lived here for a long while. What a fuckhead.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/175 "2006-08-08T23:53:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Giraffe]  
I say, it’s so true. Pity **CarnalK** doesn’t have the decency to judge people by what’s important, like what kind of car they drive and whether or not it’s for sale. Uncouth barbarian.  
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I never judged anyone by his/her car. That’s your own bullshit interpolation.

I drive a shitty old Olds because that’s what I can afford right now. I hope I can buy a decent new car in the near future. I live on a corner lot with a pretty busy street to the side of my house, but I’m not going to set my own beater for sale out there when it’s time to get rid of it.

Maybe if you’d read what I write instead of looking cockeyed at it, you’d actually start to understand and learn something. In the meanwhile, you’re just being the typical jaggoff SDMB mod, setting an unpleasant tone for all to emulate.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/176 "2006-08-09T00:03:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Giraffe]  
::puts on a top hat::  
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I know have a mental image of a giraffe wearing a top hat with a “press” type card labelled “MOD” in the band, looking curiously at elderly ladies without eyes in their sockets and beat-up Mercedeses with ‘FOR SALE’ signs in a devastated After-the-Holocaust-style urban landscape, as a falcon soars overhead.

Cue orchestra.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/177 "2006-08-09T00:04:07Z")

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> You people truly are into invalidation.

Yeah, we’re “in to” invalidation. We’re the bad boys of the pop psychology crowd.

:rolleyes:

You know, lots of people agreed with you about rusted cars being left on lawns. But you had to drag in “whole families” having yard sales and old zombie women shuffling around mansions. You are a flaming jack ass and I really don’t feel bad about “invalidating” your lame Pitting.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/178 "2006-08-09T00:06:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
Riiight. I’ve done Japanese to English translation (with the output as actual ad copy used worldwide) for Honda, Subaru, Toyota, Sony, Casio, Pentax, Panasonic, TBS (current job), Fuji TV, etc.  
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Congratulations on purchasing your new Sony VCR! By choosing our product, you have shown that you are not an ignorant slob who is frightened of FACTS, but rather a valiant falcon, soaring on a wave of intransigence.

To connect your Sony VCR to your television is not a Sisyphean task. Grasp the console firmly in both hands. Do not think poor, or you will invalidate your VCR. Connect the video out cable to the appropriate port on the back of your TV. (video out = WHORE!) Have a midget connect the power cable to a power outlet. If the functioning of the VCR crumbles like the tower of Babel, turn to troubleshooting.

**Troubleshooting:**

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/179 "2006-08-09T00:08:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
In the meanwhile, you’re just being the typical jaggoff SDMB mod, setting an unpleasant tone for all to emulate.  
[/QUOTE]  
Just you wait a minute mister. The rest of us posters here were setting the tone long before any glory hogging mods came strutting in here all fancy like with their top hat and tail. If anybody is being typical jagoffs, it’s us regular posters.

Wait a minute… :smack:

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/180 "2006-08-09T00:09:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]

I drive a shitty old Olds because that’s what I can afford right now. I hope I can buy a decent new car in the near future. I live on a corner lot with a pretty busy street to the side of my house, but I’m not going to set my own beater for sale out there when it’s time to get rid of it.

[/QUOTE]

Then you’re not very enterprising. And you’re blighting the neighborhood just by owning and driving a beater, so who the hell are you to look down your nose at someone who’s trying to unload one? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black…

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