# I don't have a girlfriend anymore **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134 "2000-11-21T15:40:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/61 "2000-11-21T23:09:19Z")
That’s wonderful Crunchy! Best wishes to you and the future Mrs Frog. 🙂 Rose ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/62 "2000-11-22T00:38:23Z")
Honesty Frog Sounds like the new Bond girl to me! Good Luck to you two. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/63 "2000-11-22T02:01:13Z")
good grief, man, don’t scare us like that. best wishes on your engagement. the jacket is simply glorious. it must attend your wedding and any other wedding you are invited to. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/64 "2000-11-22T02:39:15Z")
Aw, man. You utter putz. Scaring us like that… Best of luck, love, and happiness to you both. Perhaps she will tell us if you truely stay crunchy in milk… er… my metaphors suck. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/65 "2000-11-22T02:58:59Z")
“Lining up on the 55 yard line…the center is getting ready. There’s the snap, the kick…IT’S GOOD! Crunchy wins!” Way to go bud! Just don’t drive her to Spam-consuming insanity with Straight Dope and Python. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/66 "2000-11-22T03:18:08Z")
So cool! Married life rocks! Congratulations! …by the way, are there any plans for any little crunchy tadpoles? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/67 "2000-11-22T04:53:43Z")
::finishes washing eyeballs after looking at jacket:: All the very finest for you and your bride to be **Crunch** When we gonna see some tadpoles? :: D&R :: ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/68 "2000-11-22T06:01:43Z")
Like, groovy, Dude. Congrats. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/69 "2000-11-22T07:05:14Z")
First of all, thanks to **poopah chalupah** for grossing me out with the phrase “crunchy little tadpoles”…urp! Now, here I was all ready to give you all my amazing words of wisdom on how your life was not over and that you still have your friends and how even though it hurts, you will heal and _then_ I find out that you’re actually getting married! Well, I guess my advice still holds true…Just kidding! Well, congratulations on the wonderful news! You deserve this happiness–grab it with both hands and don’t let it go. Being married can be a beautiful, magical joyride if you want it to be so go forth and be happy! Oh, and just for scaring us like that, I hope your first kids are triplets who consecutively have colic for the first three years of life. Happy pacing! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/70 "2000-11-22T09:15:06Z")
Congratulations, Crunchy Frog! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/71 "2000-11-22T09:23:35Z")
Congrats mate!!! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/72 "2000-11-22T14:24:49Z")
**poohpah chalupa** and **Zenster** - yes, tadpoles are in the plan. Just not for about 2 or 3 years after we’re married though. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/73 "2000-11-22T22:00:42Z")
I’m just really happy about this, so I thought I’d bump it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/74 "2000-11-22T22:04:03Z")
Bump it all you want, Froggy. We’re all damn happy for you. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/75 "2000-11-22T22:13:42Z")
Best wishes for the Crunchster…may you and the future Mrs have a happy marriage and healthy tadpoles… Although you haven’t set a date yet…do I get first dibs on hiring the strippers for your bachelor party? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/76 "2000-11-22T23:49:18Z")
RUUUUNN WHILE THERE IS STILL HOPE!!! No, don’t look behind you. Hey, don’t stop, noo, don’t listen to her, run, damn you. Ahh shite, Another one bites the dust. There goes all the wild all night parties, waking up in strange houses, 600 beer can collection, unemptied ashtrays, and porno mags. Well, I hope she can cook (J/K). ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/77 "2000-11-23T14:56:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > feh. And here was someone else I could moan about my \* women problems \* to… and you have to go and be happy. Oxymoron Alert!!! Congrats on catching your limit! ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134/78 "2000-11-24T08:04:56Z")
A bit late but I’ve been having connection problems. Great news man. All the best to both of you. And you’re a bastard 😉 That title really had me doing a double take. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-girlfriend-anymore/42134.md?page=3)