# I don't have a refrigerator and I'm never buying one.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-refrigerator-and-im-never-buying-one/618033>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 6, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-refrigerator-and-im-never-buying-one/618033 "2012-04-06T21:16:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-refrigerator-and-im-never-buying-one/618033/41 "2012-04-12T12:57:25Z")

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> [@Dervorin](#):
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> Gravel? You had gravel? Luxury. We had to carry lead pipes up a mountain, uphill both ways, and then drill into the rocks with our teeth to have holes to set the pipes into. Then we had to blow hard enough to make the mountain explode before we could have rocks. Gravel. Hah.

Teeth? 😕

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**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-refrigerator-and-im-never-buying-one/618033/42 "2012-04-12T18:49:56Z")

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Mountains? When I was a kid we didn’t have mountains. There was none of ths newfangled “plate tectonics.” We had just molten lava and we were happy with what we had!

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-refrigerator-and-im-never-buying-one/618033/43 "2012-04-12T22:18:36Z")

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Pussies, the lot of ya.

I’m not even alive and that’s the way I like it.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-refrigerator-and-im-never-buying-one/618033/44 "2012-04-17T07:37:28Z")

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Hey, I don’t even open my fridge anymore. Just pics of of kittens and bitching about insomnia all the time! 😃

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