# I Don't Have A Topic For This MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-topic-for-this-mmp/788766>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 12, 2017, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-topic-for-this-mmp/788766 "2017-06-12T10:33:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-topic-for-this-mmp/788766/201 "2017-06-18T23:48:59Z")

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**MOOOOOOM** glad you had a good time. Hope your mom’s a/c is fixed soonest. No fun to be without a/c in the Summer.

On that note, we shall retire to the boudoir to watch teevee until sleepy time. I have a feelin’ that won’t be long for me. I’s tahrd and sleepified.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

ETA: First on Five! It’s good to be juvenile! 😃

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-topic-for-this-mmp/788766/202 "2017-06-18T23:49:36Z")

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Making mesquite poke chops with sweet \*\*N.O.T.\*\*s and salad for dinner. Watching Doctor Who on the DVR

Congrats on the SSDI, **Sunny**!

Congrats on continuing to not smoke, **Butters**!

Welcome back, bMetalmouse\*\*!

Bummer, **Nut**. ☹

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-topic-for-this-mmp/788766/203 "2017-06-19T00:01:30Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> wasn’t assaulted once (but came _this_ close to tossing a coach out of the game).

Glad you weren’t aSALTed. What happened with the coach; did he PEPPER you with some choice words? The good news is that it’s the end of the SEASON, & THYME heals all wounds.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-topic-for-this-mmp/788766/204 "2017-06-19T00:19:44Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Glad you weren’t aSALTed. What happened with the coach; did he PEPPER you with some choice words? The good news is that it’s the end of the SEASON, & THYME heals all wounds.

Truly SAGE advice.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-topic-for-this-mmp/788766/205 "2017-06-19T01:44:01Z")

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**Spidey,** you crouton! If it had been you, I would have surely tossed you…

Actually he was trying (loudly) to ‘help’ me referee. After the third incident (in the first five minutes of the game, I turned around and stated “That’s three times you questioned my calls and three times you have been wrong. Do not do it a fourth time.” And he didn’t (a short visit from the tournament commissioner may have helped in that).

Otherwise it was pretty uneventful. Had a couple kids take ‘face-balls’ that laid them out, but nothing serious. One kid took a shot to the…acorns…and started to move on like he was ok, then it was like the message reached his brain “hey, this really, really HURTS” and he went down (was ok, played the rest of the game).

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-topic-for-this-mmp/788766/206 "2017-06-19T02:07:39Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> **Spidey,** you crouton! If it had been you, I would have surely tossed you…

…in your salad days. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-a-topic-for-this-mmp/788766/207 "2017-06-19T02:57:14Z")

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Welcome back **MetalMouse**!

**Moomm** here’s hoping it’s something simple. Mine sounded like that and it turned out to be a capacitor, which was a simple fix.

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