# I don't have any friends

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 7, 2001, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848 "2001-01-07T08:30:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848/1 "2001-01-07T08:30:56Z")

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on Yahoo, that is. Can any dopers help me out with that?

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**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848/2 "2001-01-07T20:45:08Z")

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No. You’re a bad person. Go away.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848/3 "2001-01-07T21:42:42Z")

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My Yahoo! Messenger name is xxslvrfirexx, but I never have it on.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848/4 "2001-01-07T22:49:48Z")

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_holds up his forefinger and thumb of his right hand in the shape of an L to his forehead_

😉

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848/5 "2001-01-07T22:59:25Z")

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My username on Yahoo is WillowWelf if that means anything.

BTW, why would you _want_ to be friends with people who use Yahoo? I’m afraid of most Yahoo users, especially in the checker game rooms.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848/6 "2001-01-07T23:16:51Z")

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Hey! I use Yahoo! Okay. Not often. I prefer ICQ and MSN. But my yahoo ID is arden\_ranger

And what the devil are the checker game rooms?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848/7 "2001-01-08T03:17:44Z")

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I’m iampunha on Yahoo!.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848/8 "2001-01-08T03:26:12Z")

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GLFreak. It’s also my ID for AIM.

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848/9 "2001-01-08T03:33:46Z")

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on yahoo, i’m get ready…

**soulsling**

think you can remember that one? that’s me on yahoo…

😉 see ya there…

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**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-friends/48848/10 "2001-01-08T09:23:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Welfy \*  
> \*\*My username on Yahoo is WillowWelf if that means anything.
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> BTW, why would you _want_ to be friends with people who use Yahoo? I’m afraid of most Yahoo users, especially in the checker game rooms. \*\*

Alas! Yahoo’s IM was all I managed to download onto my PC before the IT Admins changed my permissions. I don’t go to any of the rooms that’s why I don’t have any Yahoo friends. I guess it’s because I am afraid of most Yahoo users too, and that’s why I’m using connection to this community as a sort of screening tool. I’d go to chat, but I can’t ever seem to get it work. Boo. So I thought I’d try to see who uses it here and if anyone would take pity on me.
