# "I don't have any naked pictures of you." Porn discussion. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 29, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393 "2010-07-29T00:04:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/61 "2010-07-30T16:19:12Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > He told his mother “I don’t have any naked pictures of you” ? Better than telling her he does… ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/62 "2010-07-30T19:30:46Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > > [@gaffa](#): > > > > > [@Silver\_Fire](#): > > > > > > And I never said he was wrong for looking at porn, I just wanted insight into his lame excuses for it. > > > > I’d say that, at that instant, he reverted to age 12 and you became his mother. And he lied like a 12 year old. > > He told his mother “I don’t have any naked pictures of you” ? Hah! I meant he reverted to the emotional/intellectual state of a 12 year old boy caught masturbating. This reminds me of an early Savage Love column. A male reader was asking if a “booty call” relationship he had with a girl had become a girlfriend. Dan said “Do you think about her when you jerk off? No? Congratulations, you have a girlfriend!” ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/63 "2010-07-30T20:34:17Z")
I’ve certainly posed naked for a lot of guys and some of those pics might be called porn (OK, some were porn! 😉 ) but as a porn watcher myself I know I get bored with an image pretty quickly. I’m guessing he would watch porn anyway but I wouldn’t let it bother you. Sometimes when I’m feeling generous I’ll let my guy watch porn while I blow him. ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/64 "2010-07-30T20:49:32Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > I’ve certainly posed naked for a lot of guys and some of those pics might be called porn (OK, some were porn! 😉 ) but as a porn watcher myself I know I get bored with an image pretty quickly. I’m guessing he would watch porn anyway but I wouldn’t let it bother you. Sometimes when I’m feeling generous I’ll let my guy watch porn while I blow him. _Standing Ovation_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/65 "2010-07-31T02:23:15Z")
> [@ITR\_champion](#): > > …Looking at porn 12 hours after sex suggests someone in the unhealthy range or at least near the border. Posting this suggests an unhealthy lack of information or at least near the border. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/66 "2010-08-02T08:19:06Z")
He really should have already had an excuse ahead of time if he watches it regularly. Getting a porn popunder is not that uncommon if you are in the habit of going to certain kinds of sites. (Of course, you may find those sites even more objectionable.) And I think ITR is implying that the guy couldn’t function without getting off, and that would be a bit of a problem. But this seems unlikely to me, as, again, if you’ve been doing it for a while, why wouldn’t you have a pre-made excuse ready? Then again, OP, you aren’t anti-Porn, so maybe he never bothered to think of any. He just misread your body cues in this instance, and thought you would get mad, and poorly tried to belay that. You are pregnant, and state you have hormonal mood swings, and I doubt even you can predict them with 100% accuracy. I do think though, if I were wanting to have sex with you, but couldn’t, I would rather use a picture of you than of some other girl. Oh, and pregnant women are not unattractive. Jeez. Especially your pregnant wife who is pregnant with your child. That’s just an amazing sign of how much you love him, and what could be unattractive about that? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/67 "2010-08-02T08:25:42Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Oh, and pregnant women are not unattractive. Jeez. Especially your pregnant wife who is pregnant with your child. That’s just an amazing sign of how much you love him, and what could be unattractive about that? :rolleyes: I can’t imagine a chick freaking out at me looking at porn. Every single girl I’ve been with has been fully aware of my masturbatory habits. Most of them watched porn themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/68 "2010-08-02T14:33:11Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > I’ve certainly posed naked for a lot of guys and some of those pics might be called porn (OK, some were porn! 😉 ) but as a porn watcher myself I know I get bored with an image pretty quickly. I’m guessing he would watch porn anyway but I wouldn’t let it bother you. Sometimes when I’m feeling generous I’ll let my guy watch porn while I blow him. Can you, like, start a school? ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/69 "2010-08-02T15:21:26Z")
I’m about to tell you the same secret I’ve told many, many women. And they always go “Ohhhhh. It makes sense now.” It’s not a desire to procreate, it’s a desire to procrastinate. Men don’t masturbate because they’re horny. They masturbate because they’re bored. You know how many times I’ve done it after going to the strip club? Never. You know how many times I’ve done it before work? Or before writing a paper for college? Or when I should be asleep but I’m not tired yet? Or once I’ve seen the entire internet, twice? Countless times. Also, the comment about “not getting any this morning” wasn’t meant as “we don’t have enough sex.” What he meant, I suspect, was that “it only takes a few hours to recharge.” He was saying that unless you laid him in the past hour or two, he’ll be ready for sex. And it’s not that you’re not hot enough. It’s just that you weren’t around at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/70 "2010-08-02T15:45:53Z")
I would like to add my ringing endorsement to the first seven lines of **CS’** post. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/71 "2010-08-02T17:24:19Z")
_counts the lines_ OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/72 "2010-08-02T17:29:48Z")
Well, I’m in what I’m given to understand is the “fuckin’ like bunnies” stage of a marriage (ie., we got married three months ago yesterday) and I am definitely _not_ getting enough sex. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/73 "2010-08-02T17:32:48Z")
I thought people stopped having sex pretty much right after “You may kiss the bride.” That’s what all the married couples (well, it’s usually the women bitching) I know say. I don’t really know what they’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/74 "2010-08-03T01:27:29Z")
> [@Silver\_Fire](#): > > > [@Shagnasty](#): > > > > **Don’t take offense** because you aren’t the only female that thinks this way and doesn’t understand the situation and how crafty people are about getting to do when they need to. > > Okay, I’m not. 🙂 > > But, really, when? I’m up when he leaves for work and up when he gets back. He sleeps during the day and the only computers in the house are in the living area, not the bedroom. Not to harp on this, because I don’t think it’s a problem-- you guys sound like you’re doing great in your relationship. Maybe I just want to point out a general view of guys and porn with this. But is he asleep every time you leave for work? He doesn’t see you to the door with a kiss or something just before he goes to crash for the day? Or am I reading it wrong, and you don’t leave for work? You said you’re “together in the evenings,” but you mean that you’re not “together” during the day because he’s sleeping? Anyway, like **Shag** said, most of the time it’s less than 5 mins. In fact, it can help you sleep. I’ll bet tons of guys reading this thread jerk off before bed. He might’ve even gone in to sleep and rubbed one out. You say he looks at porn twice a month, and maybe he does. I’ve lived with girlfriends before, and the need for porn does go way down, especially if you’re working a busy schedule or something. It wasn’t nearly at my living alone levels. Just wanted to point out that it’s possible. And if you’re OK with his porn, maybe the “caught with his pants down” response/excuse he gave you means that you should reiterate your position on it for him? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393/75 "2010-08-03T01:45:47Z")
I don’t work. Yes, we’re not together during the day because he’s sleeping. I get myself off before bed most nights too, so I get it. I’ll make my position clearer to him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-have-any-naked-pictures-of-you-porn-discussion/548393.md?page=3)