# I don't know whether to be proud, or extremely depressed.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-know-whether-to-be-proud-or-extremely-depressed/44655 "2000-12-08T18:08:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-know-whether-to-be-proud-or-extremely-depressed/44655/21 "2000-12-10T17:00:15Z")

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Irish gal actually.

What- no takers for the essay question? Sheesh! 🙂

Okay the premise?  
“But what most people DON’T know is that Ben Franklin used electricity to torture small animals. And the key? That was the key to the gates of hell.”  
“Oh, well let me know when you get back to horror.”  
“Will do!” \<writes Marge’s name down on a sticky-note\>

Hey I’D read that bio.

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**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-know-whether-to-be-proud-or-extremely-depressed/44655/22 "2000-12-10T17:37:58Z")

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Moe was born a snake handler and he’ll die a snake handler.

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