# I don't like big mouths on chicks **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120 "2000-07-27T23:18:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/21 "2000-07-28T05:58:01Z")
Big mouths, sharp nipples… Good lord, man, are you dating fem-bots or something? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/22 "2000-07-28T07:30:42Z")
**Jebus** used his shift key! ::Does happy dance:: He knows shit about women, but he used his shift key! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/23 "2000-07-28T08:28:30Z")
These are _human_ woman right? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/24 "2000-07-28T12:38:56Z")
Huh. I don’t like men who sound like dicks. Now we’ve all shared. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/25 "2000-07-28T13:08:57Z")
Oh Jebus…you haven’t lived until you run across a woman with sharp nipples **IN** her mouth. Now that’s entertainment. WTF are sharp nipples? ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/26 "2000-07-28T14:05:26Z")
Mr. Cynical, I give your “translation” line a 10. ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/27 "2000-07-28T14:16:46Z")
I think that large, full mouths are quite sexy. Nobody really likes a thin lipped person. You know, those folks whose lips are kind of sunken, just a little slit under their nose. Through no fault of their own, those folks never look happy. Just grim, all the time. I prefer nice, rounded, full lips. On the other hand, I remember dating a girl in high school who had really big teeth. Abnormally large teeth that sort of jutted forward a little bit. Sort of horsey. Now that I think about it, she wasn’t a very attractive girl. And she couldn’t kiss very well, either, what with her stubby little tongue darting in and out from behind those frighteningly large teeth. I don’t know why I bother to share some things. ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/28 "2000-07-28T14:41:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ReservoirDog \* > **I think that large, full mouths are quite sexy. Nobody really likes a thin lipped person.** I don’t get the idea he’s talking about lips. I think he’s talking about the actual space between them. Like Julia Roberts. My god, that woman could swallow a basketball and not even get lipstick on it! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/29 "2000-07-28T15:28:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ReservoirDog \* > \*\* I remember dating a girl in high school who had really big teeth. Abnormally large teeth that sort of jutted forward a little bit. Sort of horsey. Now that I think about it, she wasn’t a very attractive girl. And she couldn’t kiss very well, either, what with her stubby little tongue darting in and out from behind those frighteningly large teeth. > > I don’t know why I bother to share some things. \*\* ROFLMFAO! That was tooo funny man! ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/30 "2000-07-28T17:23:56Z")
Then there are the big-mouthed guys. I don’t believe Mick Jagger has found that his big mouth has kept the women away. What was it Eddie Murphy said about Mick’s mouth? Something like, “Even black folk say about Mick Jagger, ‘Dem be some big lips.’” ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/31 "2000-07-28T17:29:36Z")
Yeah, but his whole face is sliding off, not just his lips. It’s a good six inches lower on his skull than where it used to be… ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/32 "2000-07-28T18:55:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > > > [@](#): > > > > Wanderer, I think Jebus is trying to tell us something. Let’s direct him to Esprix, with whom he’ll probably be much happier. > > Oh, no you don’t. And oh no he won’t, nor would I. Bleh. Let him blemish the heterosexual community - we won’t have him in ours. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/33 "2000-07-28T18:59:26Z")
Now be nice to us straights, we can’t help it. We were born that way! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/34 "2000-07-28T19:29:01Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Esprix \* \*\* > [@](#): > > And oh no he won’t, nor would I. Bleh. Let him blemish the heterosexual community - we won’t have him in ours. > > Esprix \*\* OK, the hetrosexuals don’t want him, the homosexuals don’t want him. I say we give him to the trisexuals ! They like everything ! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/35 "2000-07-28T19:42:36Z")
Ayesha, trisexuals don’t like everything. They TRY everything…heehee, get it? Back to the OP. I think things that are somewhat abnormal or different about women are what truely make them beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/36 "2000-07-28T20:25:47Z")
Jebus, I take it you don’t like big vaginas either. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/37 "2000-07-28T20:38:21Z")
Mr. C sez, > [@](#): > > _Translation: I have a small penis._ I would just like to state that Jebus does not speak for all men of small penile stature. I happen to be quite fond of big mouths. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/38 "2000-07-28T21:01:34Z")
I know someone who can get a beer can into her mouth. Mind you she has to take her teeth out to do it. I’ll see I can set Jebus up on a blind date with her and watch his head explode. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/39 "2000-07-28T21:17:32Z")
well since we’re all voincing our opinions… There are 3 mouth things i dislike women with tiny mouths… their whole face is fine but their mouth looks about 1/8" long women with big teeth… like horse teeth women with big gums and small teeth. wll pretty much ANYONE with big gums and small teeth… that’s just creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120/40 "2000-07-28T22:16:29Z")
You guys just don’t get it at all. I’m talking about large mouths…not lips. I don’t like kissing a woman with a large mouth, I end up kissing her teeth. Get it? Jebus on a stick!!! ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-big-mouths-on-chicks/27120.md?page=3)