# I don't like flat bums on a woman. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 29, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344 "2000-07-29T16:58:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/1 "2000-07-29T16:58:37Z")
I just don’t like them on women, very unappealing on a woman. And yes I had a bad experience with a flat-bottomed girl. Ever have one those flat bottoms go crashing down on your pelvis…it’s not fun ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/2 "2000-07-29T17:09:12Z")
Anything else you don’t like? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/3 "2000-07-29T17:18:17Z")
Jebus - keep it up and you’ll be getting an invitation to The Pit from one of those big lipped razor nippled chicks with a flat butt who takes offense at your remarks. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/4 "2000-07-29T17:19:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > \*\*Jebus - keep it up and you’ll be getting an invitation to The Pit from one of those big lipped razor nippled chicks with a flat butt who takes offense at your remarks. > > \*\* Well put Feynn!! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/5 "2000-07-29T17:25:21Z")
“AAAAAAAAAAAAARE you gonna take me home tonight? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH out beside that red fire-light AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE you gonna give it all you got? Fat-Bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go 'round!” All right, hijack over, nothing else to see here. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/6 "2000-07-29T17:29:53Z")
Do you even like women Jebus ? ---
**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/7 "2000-07-29T17:33:08Z")
I totally love women. Why would you ask me that? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/8 "2000-07-29T17:34:09Z")
With all the things he doesn’t like about women, I would assume that Esprix has a new potential suitor. Ladies, how long till one of you opens an “I don’t like Jebus” thread in the pit? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/9 "2000-07-29T17:35:31Z")
**Jebus** likes perfect women. Somehow I doubt a perfect woman would be interested in him. Besides which, she is married to me. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/10 "2000-07-29T17:41:26Z")
My my my, will the torments of Jebus ever end. First, razor-nippled women slice him open. Then, large-mouthed women bash his teeth, finally, flat-bottomed women break his pelvis… … … \*\* …What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? \*\* Send these women my way–nothing you’ve mentioned so far has been unattractive. If you said, “I don’t like women who happen to have no head and are spurting blood all over me”, well, there is something to be said for not dating them (I know, the headless women are all going to jump me now). ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/11 "2000-07-29T17:48:04Z")
I know the cure for a flat ass. Get out and skate. I challenge you to find one skater with a flat ass. If she skates enough it won’t be for long. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/12 "2000-07-29T18:05:49Z")
Fencing works too, but it builds up one side of you more than the other. You can actually see it on people who’ve been doing it for a long time–when they sit down, one side is higher than the other. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/13 "2000-07-29T18:11:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > \*\*Fencing works too, but it builds up one side of you more than the other. You can actually see it on people who’ve been doing it for a long time–when they sit down, one side is higher than the other. 🙂 \*\* Myrr21 is right. I took fencing in college and the instructor would occasionally just tip right out of her seat. Same side every time. I would’ve laughed, but I wasn’t exactly at the top of the class and didn’t want to endanger my academic standing. ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/14 "2000-07-29T20:09:47Z")
You know, Jebus, this is the first thread I’ve seen of yours. I am getting the feeling that I’m not missing much. As for your OP, thank goodness I’m married to someone who loves me just the way I am, and no, I don’t have any flat bums or big mouth or whatever else your problem with women may be. Well, I am considered somewhat well-endowed by some, and a bit on the large size by some, perhaps you have something against bigger-than-a-size-14 woman with large breasts too. Your loss, certainly not mine. I agree with LouisB, no ‘perfect’ woman would want someone so picky. Get a life, please. Grow up. \ ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/15 "2000-07-29T20:23:36Z")
I keep seeing topic lines from you about “I don’t like this or that on women”. reminds me of my friend Tim who bemoaned for years about the women he dated. The relationships (if you can call them that) all crashed and burned within months. I finally pointed out to him that when he STARTED dating them, the only things he was able to point out were physical characteristics and other meaningless data. Since he was using shallow criteria, he shouldn’t have been surprised at the lack of success. Maybe if you were actually looking for a woman and not a mannequin, you’d have an easier time. my 7 cents (adjusted for inflation) or, are you simply posting this nonsense to get a rise out of people? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/16 "2000-07-29T20:51:42Z")
I know where you can find the kind of woman you are seeking, Jebus. Her nipples, mouth, and rear end will all be just right, and she’ll have exactly the right personality for you as well. So come on, guys–let’s show Jebus we care. Let’s all chip in and buy him an Inflate-A-Date. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/17 "2000-07-29T21:00:12Z")
Oh, nonono… > **[Realdoll - The World's Finest Love Realdoll](https://www.realdoll.com/)** > > The original Realdoll, founded in 1997, exclusively made in the USA. Expertly hand crafted. As seen on TLC, Discovery, Playboy TV, HBO's Real Sex, and more. A little bit more pricey, but with that realistic head-to-toe silicone feel. ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/18 "2000-07-29T21:19:00Z")
What **Jebus** dislikes in women:[ul][li]Small nipples[/li][li]Large mouths[/li][li]Flat bums[/li]to be continued …[/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/19 "2000-07-29T21:22:53Z")
The way my luck with women has been lately, I can’t afford to dislike ANYTHING about them. I’ll take any woman who’s not a man. Umm, what did I just write? ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344/20 "2000-07-30T02:27:33Z")
Louis… how can we both be with Lola at the same time? She is the most perfect woman anywhere. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-flat-bums-on-a-woman/27344.md?page=2)