# I don't like goiters on women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 29, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-goiters-on-women/27348 "2000-07-29T18:07:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-goiters-on-women/27348/21 "2000-07-30T04:22:47Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > I certainly can think with both brains at the same time. But then again I’m a woman with multitasking skills. \*\* You have a penis? That is so odd on a woman these days. ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-goiters-on-women/27348/22 "2000-07-30T05:07:16Z")
Yeah…and what about those damn dorsal fins? What’s up with that? They poke you in the eye and…oh…on _women_…uh…never mind. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-goiters-on-women/27348/23 "2000-07-30T05:14:04Z")
You guys are sounding like a bunch of fai… I mean, hom… oops, I mean that you sound like you are lacking in a certain amount of masculine vigor. REAL men would send women with goiters or scurvy the nutritional suplements they need, anonymously, of course, and wait for the condition to clear up. Then do 'em when it did. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-goiters-on-women/27348/24 "2000-07-30T06:56:30Z")
As long as this whole discussion is headed right down the sewer,it behooves me help it right on along… Anyone else ever wondered about the eerie similarites in equipment and mythology between dowsing and male reproductive gear? Discuss. Compare and contrast. ::laughs like a loon, ducks and runs like hell:: Veb ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-goiters-on-women/27348/25 "2000-07-30T07:12:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* > \*\* > > Anyone else ever wondered about the eerie similarites in equipment and mythology between dowsing and male reproductive gear? > Veb \*\* Gee… I dunno… _attempts dowsing with his penis_ Oh my GOD!! I can’t CONTROL IT!!! _his penis jerks him from one side to the other_ AHHH!!! _tries to run following his penis to avoid falling down and road rash_ Its pulling me! I can’t control it!! OH NO! Its headed for your crotch Veb!! Watch out!!! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-goiters-on-women/27348/26 "2000-07-30T08:08:21Z")
::watches with clinical interest as Whammo plows, literally, into a tomato patch:: Yep, that’s what I thought. Unerring instinct there, guy. _Ooooh_-kay, let’s get back to leprosy and goiters. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-goiters-on-women/27348/27 "2000-07-30T08:12:53Z")
Ouch… damn… .wheres my antibiotic ointment… yeah well… the jokes on you… It was a joke… I was just faking… **limps off** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-goiters-on-women/27348.md?page=1)