# I don't like jackasses who don't like women who have... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 30, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461 "2000-07-30T18:51:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/1 "2000-07-30T18:51:17Z")
Moron. Think he’ll bother to open this? ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/2 "2000-07-30T19:16:12Z")
Hmmm…, just a hunch, but I’ll bet yes, and possibly even reply. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/3 "2000-07-30T19:21:27Z")
I don’t know… .ya find something that works for ya and you stick to it… He’s got gumption. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/4 "2000-07-30T21:51:03Z")
What I wonder is how many established posters will bother to respond with pointless replies. You know who I’m talking about. The one’s who reply just to do it, who don’t have anything valuable to add to the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Asmodeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@Asmodeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asmodeus)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/5 "2000-07-30T21:51:58Z")
Is gumption while being so shallow a good thing? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/6 "2000-07-30T21:53:26Z")
Yeah, oldscratch, I know exactly what you mean. Don’t you just hate people who have nothing to say but waste the bandwidth? and now back to your regularly-scheduled OP: Everybody Hates Jebus. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/7 "2000-07-30T21:55:31Z")
I agree Iampunha. They think they make the thread better just by their presence. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/8 "2000-07-30T22:10:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\*I agree Iampunha. They think they make the thread better just by their presence. \*\* And then thye have the audacity to get mad when people tell them to stop posting drunk . . . the nerve! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/9 "2000-07-30T22:11:19Z")
Yep, and they just completely hijack it off on their own little tangent. Don’t even care what other people think, or what the thread might be about. Just go off in their own little world like no one else exists. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/10 "2000-07-30T22:44:27Z")
Hey you bastards! Step off! Oh well, at least the thread is getting hits…in a sense. 😃 Eh, anyway, I orginally posted this in MPSIMS, before I saw the other thread here. Best to let it die a quick death. It’s much less painful that way. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/11 "2000-07-31T02:34:05Z")
Well, I never! You hate me because of… NOTHING?! Well, let me tell you you little worthless bag of… oh, wait, I get it! I get the joke! Finally! This isn’t about your 3000 post thing! Wow, glad I didn’t make a total ass out myself! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/12 "2000-07-31T03:38:46Z")
Since the little fucker was banned, I don’t think he’ll check in here. * * * Yer pal, Satan _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Three months, three weeks, one day, 1 hour, 34 minutes and 55 seconds. 4522 cigarettes not smoked, saving $565.33. Life saved: 2 weeks, 1 day, 16 hours, 50 minutes._ Vist the [The Fabulous Forums of Fathom](http://fff.fathom.org/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?) ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/13 "2000-07-31T06:35:41Z")
Other fun thread titles: I don’t like limburger cheese on my sandwiches. I don’t like rug burn on my penis. I don’t like racoons who mime. I don’t like Mormons when they are drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/14 "2000-08-01T06:36:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Don’t you just hate people who have nothing to say but waste the bandwidth? \*\* HEY!! …, cut that out! … I am running low on bandwidth over here!! I could use that extra bandwidth that these people are wasting. I mean, just last week I sent a nice care package of bandwidth off to those in need. Why do we waste all this bandwidth while others are starving for more?? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/15 "2000-08-01T09:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Don’t you just hate people who have nothing to say but waste the bandwidth? WASTE THE BANDWITH !!! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/16 "2000-08-01T10:12:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by douglips \* > \*\*Other fun thread titles: > > I don’t like rug burn on my penis. > \*\* I don’t like \*\*any \*\*burns on Mr. Snake, thankyouverymuch! ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/17 "2000-08-01T14:44:08Z")
Just taking this opportunity to shamelessly pad my post count. ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-jackasses-who-dont-like-women-who-have/27461/18 "2000-08-02T07:53:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by douglips \* > I don’t like rug burn on my penis. > \*\* Douglips, I think I see a sig here. It’s getting to be a real habit with me!!