# I dont Like my sig. I propose a game of finding me a new one. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971 "2002-11-26T21:55:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/1 "2002-11-26T21:55:57Z")
Help me find a sig. It can be anything , sarcastic phrase ,quote,proverb, anything you can think of. Two small rules, dont post one that you have already seen on the SDMB , and if it’s a quote,name the person that you quoted. Oh yeah , keep it clean ::snort:: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/2 "2002-11-26T21:58:12Z")
Here’s one for you: Nietzsche is dead. -God ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/3 "2002-11-26T21:59:13Z")
It might help if we knew something about you. That way you won’t end up like **PurpleCrackWhore.** ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/4 "2002-11-26T22:00:55Z")
How about “Charles Nelson Reilly is my _lovah_.” Mrowr. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/5 "2002-11-26T22:03:27Z")
So far , Lola’s is topping the charts. Who is Purple crack Whore ? ---
**Author:** ![SylverOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SylverOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SylverOne)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/6 "2002-11-26T22:07:52Z")
A violet colored slut with a drug problem… Do you really want to know? Yeah, me too. 😉 So what gives? ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/7 "2002-11-26T22:21:05Z")
Well Lieu? Enquiring minds want to know. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/8 "2002-11-26T22:36:25Z")
For a temp one, the Simpsons has some good quotes 😃 ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/9 "2002-11-26T22:52:16Z")
“Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.” - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche OR, (and I think this is better) If I were anyone I’d want to be **welby**. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/10 "2002-11-26T23:29:06Z")
I like that quote , It done sound fancy:D ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/11 "2002-11-27T00:00:01Z")
My guess is that **lieu** was talking about the last person to let us choose their username without knowing anything about them. But I could be wrong. Choosing a sig is a very special time in a young person’s life. No one can choose it for you, it has to come from inside. It should completely embody you, but not be too long. Perferably a single sentence. And be funny. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/12 "2002-11-27T00:07:06Z")
I dont want you to CHOOSE it, just give me some options, ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/13 "2002-11-27T00:08:29Z")
I also thought it would be a fun game to see what kind of weird crap that the dopers can find. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/14 "2002-11-27T00:15:49Z")
i wish Scott Evil would post in here. I would trade an arm and a leg for his sig. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/15 "2002-11-27T00:34:08Z")
How about “Hi, I’m **Flowerchild**. You might remember me from such porno films as ‘On Golden Blond’ and ‘How Stella Got Her Tube Packed’.” Everyone loves porn references! Plus, you’d probably get a lot of email with a sig like that. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/16 "2002-11-27T01:40:54Z")
Read the OP. I said Kepp it clean. ::Mockingly stern look:: ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/17 "2002-11-27T01:48:30Z")
“And that’s the way it really happened. Give or take a lie or two.” --Blake Edwards ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/18 "2002-11-27T01:51:39Z")
A friend recomended this one (I dont really like it though) ``` ::Look Down:: ``` ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/19 "2002-11-27T01:59:13Z")
How about no signature at all? The best jokes are only funny the first two or three times. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971/20 "2002-11-27T02:31:34Z")
Don’t listen to him. He’s old and cranky and tired of putting up with the youngsters. You know, someone had a “homemade, easy-to-use sig file” or something, and darned if I can remember who it was. **Derleth** , maybe? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-my-sig-i-propose-a-game-of-finding-me-a-new-one/138971.md?page=2)