# I don't like small nipples

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497 "2000-07-22T23:20:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/1 "2000-07-22T23:20:29Z")

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and I don’t like big one either. I like the nipple to be around the size of a silver dollar.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/2 "2000-07-22T23:25:40Z")

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I don’t mean to make light of this, but I have to. SOrry Jebus.

That is a HUUUUGE nipple if it’s the size of a silver dollar. I don’t think babies could get milk if a nipple was that big!

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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/3 "2000-07-22T23:27:11Z")

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okay, you got a point…I guess I should of included the aurolea…did I spell that right?

I don’t like little boy nipples on a woman…does that explain it better?

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/4 "2000-07-22T23:36:39Z")

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Why not?

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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/5 "2000-07-22T23:42:57Z")

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I guess I had a bad experience with them.

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**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/6 "2000-07-22T23:52:27Z")

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How did you have a bad experience with them? I guess I need some clarification, sorry if it’s a painful subject.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/7 "2000-07-22T23:56:41Z")

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Have you been reading _Aztec_ by any chance?

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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/8 "2000-07-23T00:01:13Z")

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I haven’t read Aztech?

I had a hard chapped little nipple when I was a teenager and it cut me on my lips.

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**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/9 "2000-07-23T00:12:47Z")

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I’m amazed he could even reach.

😉

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/10 "2000-07-23T00:18:39Z")

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I’m confused. Somebody explain this to me?:

How on earth can you have a bad experience with a nipple? Did it rise up off of the chest it was attached to and pull an AK-47 from its back pocket? I fail to see how an experience with a nipple can be anything but delightfully pleasant. Oh well, maybe it’s just me…

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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/11 "2000-07-23T00:26:35Z")

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It was my 2nd girlfriend…she was chinese and it was a cold Calgary day… she cut me bad.

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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/12 "2000-07-23T00:27:34Z")

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I have nice big nipples, but I don’t like small penises, sorry Jebus.  
Rose

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/13 "2000-07-23T00:39:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Blue Twylight \*  
> \*\*I have nice big nipples, but I don’t like small penises, sorry Jebus.  
> Rose \*\*

Why not?

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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/14 "2000-07-23T00:50:25Z")

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Please don’t bring in small dicks into this thread.

I’m trying to have a serious discussion about small nipples. ☹

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**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/15 "2000-07-23T01:01:58Z")

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mine are big to medium and **white**!!!

Yup, you can’t even tell where they start unless you study them…then nipple!

THe men find them to be facinating. I want dark nips. they say after I have a baby… long way off. -sigh-

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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/16 "2000-07-23T01:08:42Z")

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I’m sorry, I guess I didn’t realize this was such a serious discussion on small nipples.  
One other thing though…how the hell could a chapped nipple be so sharp that it would cut your lip?  
Rose

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/17 "2000-07-23T01:09:13Z")

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I don’t think I’ve ever SEEN a small nipple on a woman, but that is no accident. I tend to like taller, more massive women, since they’re generally less delicate emotionally and easier for me to dance with. (I’m no midget) The smallest nipple I’ve seen was right about the size of a silver dollar, maybe a little larger.  
I once dated a woman whose nipples/areola(sp?) were the size of baseballs. This did not bother me. I remember thinking for a split second “Damn, those are large” then this thought was immediately supplanted with “touch, don’t look.” I talked to her later about the whole thing and she agreed my second emotion had been the correct one.

I think small nipples on women are a little creepy too (no offense to all the small-nippled Doper females out there). But that’s because they usually come attached to small breasts. I prefer larger ones. But that’s just me.

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/18 "2000-07-23T01:38:46Z")

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Oh good lord. It’s a nipple. It’s (for the sake of this discussion) attached to a woman, who is comfortable enough around you to have it out in the open. It’s a good thing.  
Jeez, if I worried about the size, well, actually it wouldn’t ake up any of my time at the moment… ☹  
but that’s another matter entirely.

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**Author:** ![Tracie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@Tracie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracie)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/19 "2000-07-23T02:00:50Z")

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“areola” is the correct spelling. 🙂

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**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-small-nipples/26497/20 "2000-07-23T02:09:59Z")

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Yeah, I don’t like small nipples either. Sucking on small nipples is difficult. Also I like to be able to feel the small dimple on the tip of the nipple where the milk comes out with the tip of my tongue. I have only seen the size nipple I like on women who have had children.

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