# I don't meant to brag, but... \[think breakfast club lipstick/boobs scene\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2007, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446 "2007-05-25T02:20:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/41 "2007-05-26T14:50:35Z")
I’m Batman. ---
**Author:** ![CeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/42 "2007-05-26T14:52:22Z")
I am a MASTER knitter. I do fabulously complicated Aran pattern (Irish) sweaters, regular sweaters, hats, mittens, scarves, SOCKS (yes, socks!), stuffed animals…I even once made a tea set! (obviously, for looks and novelty value, not use). I am also a damn find jewelry maker. Hmm…maybe my thing is that I’m good with my hands! ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/43 "2007-05-26T19:32:59Z")
My IQ is 142. And I’m stronger than you… and you and you and you… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/44 "2007-05-26T20:44:49Z")
[QUOTE= JThunder] I’m Batman. [/QUOTE] [alex trebek]For the last time, no you’re not.[/alex trebek] Four of my last five girlfriends left THEIR girlfriends to date me. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/45 "2007-05-26T21:00:14Z")
Cricket guy just reminded me. (Apologies if you are a gal) I’ve thrown a perfect game of cricket and 301 in darts in a tourney. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/46 "2007-05-26T21:41:22Z")
I belong to the Straight Dope. Booyah! ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/47 "2007-05-26T21:47:06Z")
I can turn a dollar bill into a [flapping origami crane](http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/Moneygami.jpg) without tearing it. ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/48 "2007-05-26T23:09:35Z")
Back in the day, I could do a backflip and stick the landing when I was so drunk I could barely walk. I could also hold a handstand under any circumstance. Sadly, I’m too fat now, but better times are coming. ---
**Author:** ![Miscue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@Miscue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miscue)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/49 "2007-05-27T00:14:24Z")
I can drink really well. I never need babysitting, 98% of the time people say they didn’t even know I was drinking a lot, and I’ve never thrown up from it. A few months ago I had 20 beers in six hours after not eating once all day and still ran out two out of three racks of 9-ball. I’ve never been even one minute late for anything because of drinking. Sadly, though, I am saddled with a superpower I hope not to pass on to my offspring. The humanity. Oh the humanity [of it all]. ---
**Author:** ![CeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/50 "2007-05-27T00:55:24Z")
[QUOTE=Miscue] I can drink really well. I never need babysitting, 98% of the time people say they didn’t even know I was drinking a lot, and I’ve never thrown up from it. A few months ago I had 20 beers in six hours after not eating once all day and still ran out two out of three racks of 9-ball. I’ve never been even one minute late for anything because of drinking. Sadly, though, I am saddled with a superpower I hope not to pass on to my offspring. The humanity. Oh the humanity [of it all]. [/QUOTE] Wait, you think the fact that you’re a really expensive date is a GOOD thing? Hmm…maybe it is in a way. You can pick up rich chicks! ---
**Author:** ![1010011010](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ea666f/32.png) [@1010011010](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1010011010)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/51 "2007-05-27T01:20:51Z")
I can identify most movies I’ve seen within only a few seconds of video and/or audio. I also notice sound effect and score reuse… which is just about everywhere. I don’t think anybody has made original music for a film preview in years. ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/52 "2007-05-27T12:52:39Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup] Four of my last five girlfriends left THEIR girlfriends to date me. 🆒 [/QUOTE] You are SO my idol. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/53 "2007-05-27T14:39:21Z")
My old job was naming things. Two of my names were Sony Aibo and Lego Mindstorm. I perform weddings as a part-time job on the weekends. I started in 2000 and have married almost 800 couples since then. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/54 "2007-05-27T14:58:52Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] I have the biggest dandelions on my block. Yay me! Yay dandelions! [/QUOTE] Yeah? Well what you have in quality I make up for in quantity. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/55 "2007-05-27T15:27:36Z")
I free-soloed [this](http://www.imagestation.com/album/pictures.html?id=2129730928). [sub]Not my photos[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/56 "2007-05-27T16:01:04Z")
[QUOTE=panache45] I went to Ohio State to study Architecture. They gave all the freshmen a two-part test. One half was math, and the other half was some sort of artistic/design test. They told us that nobody had ever aced either part. I aced both parts. Then I flunked out. [/QUOTE] What, flunked of out Ohio State? That’s supposedly [not that easy](http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/ohio_state_uses_t_shirt)! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/57 "2007-05-28T02:43:09Z")
I got the highest mark in my high school’s history when I took the PSAT – 99s in Math and Verbal skills. Couldn’t be bothered to take the SAT though – knew I had no idea what I wanted to do, so why spend thousands on university in the States? I have had my driver’s license revoked for drunk driving – in a province I have never even visited. O\_o I’ve had my hands on Jane Goodall’s shirt… to put on a microphone. I’ve been on TV for running 5 km on the sand. Naked. (And nobody I worked with recognized me because they were too distracted. Phew!) ---
**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/58 "2007-05-28T04:17:33Z")
I can juggle Mills Mess and Rubenstein’s Revenge. My 4-shower needs some work. ---
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/59 "2007-05-28T08:14:21Z")
[QUOTE=1010011010] I can identify most movies I’ve seen within only a few seconds of video and/or audio. I also notice sound effect and score reuse… which is just about everywhere. I don’t think anybody has made original music for a film preview in years. [/QUOTE] Me too! I can even distinguish foley work from a totally different film. I think the theme from Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story is probably the top three most used score for trailers. I can also identify almost all actor’s voices from commercials. most people would be shocked to know how many famous actors are doing voice overs. Oh, and I have a big pee hole. ---
**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446/60 "2007-05-29T00:34:01Z")
I’m really good with recognizing babies. For one thing, most people I’ve talked to can’t tell a boy baby from a girl baby until the kid’s about five. I can usually tell with newborns, even without the aid of blue or pink clothing. And I can tell which baby was which. When my mother looks at old baby pictures of my sisters and me, she can’t tell which is which without clues like a date or location. I always can. I’m also very good at the “guess whose baby picture this is!” game. As an added bonus, when I actually get to have contact with a little baby, I tend to have some kind of… like… aura or something that makes them comfortable. I babysit for a lot of kids who normally won’t let anyone but their moms hold them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-meant-to-brag-but-think-breakfast-club-lipstick-boobs-scene/405446.md?page=4)