# I don't quite get today's "Questionable Content" strip

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [April 13, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967 "2010-04-13T17:48:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kim\_o\_the\_Concrete\_Jungle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ee7513/32.png) [@Kim\_o\_the\_Concrete\_Jungle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kim_o_the_Concrete_Jungle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/521 "2010-12-06T06:04:36Z")

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Okay, I don’t get this one:

[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1811](http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1811)

Whose nipple?

Why has Marten got that look on his face in the last panel? Is Tai secretly a robot with pointy steel tips?

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**Author:** ![Gary\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Gary\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_T)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/522 "2010-12-06T06:17:59Z")

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> [@Kim\_o\_the\_Concrete\_Jungle](#):
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> Okay, I don’t get this one:
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> [Questionable Content](http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1811)
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> Whose nipple?
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> Why has Marten got that look on his face in the last panel? Is Tai secretly a robot with pointy steel tips?

Below the strip is the author’s note: “You know, like when you are petting a dog and rubbing its belly and then WOOPS found a nipple.” That pretty clearly indicates that Tai has accidentally scraped Marten’s nipple, and the pain from that is reflected in Marten’s face.

It would have been nice if the placement of her hand was somewhere near where you’d expect his nipple to be. Like you, I wondered whose nipple until I saw the note below.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/523 "2010-12-06T06:19:38Z")

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> [@Kim\_o\_the\_Concrete\_Jungle](#):
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> Okay, I don’t get this one:
> 
> [Questionable Content](http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1811)
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> Whose nipple?

The text below the strip sheds a little light:

> [@](#):
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> You know, like when you are petting a dog and rubbing its belly and then WOOPS found a nipple.

Tai caught a handful of Martenmoob, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/524 "2010-12-06T06:23:49Z")

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Does Marten, maybe, have his nipples pierced? 'Cuz unless he’s wearing a hair shirt, I can’t figure out how accidentally brushing his nipple would result in the kind of pain he seems to be experiencing, otherwise…

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**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/525 "2010-12-06T06:30:52Z")

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Tai felt Martin’s nipple through his shirt, and had a little ‘augh! Man-erogenous-zone’ freaklet.

It’s New England, and it’s cold. She probably pinched it by accident. Or maybe he just freaked because she did.

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Aww. Martin may have finally crossed his emotional weirdness terminator . . .

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**Author:** ![Kim\_o\_the\_Concrete\_Jungle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ee7513/32.png) [@Kim\_o\_the\_Concrete\_Jungle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kim_o_the_Concrete_Jungle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/526 "2010-12-06T06:37:12Z")

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Okay, so it was Marten’s nipple. I just don’t get his (over)reaction.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/527 "2010-12-06T11:49:50Z")

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> [@Gary\_T](#):
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> It would have been nice if the placement of her hand was somewhere near where you’d expect his nipple to be. Like you, I wondered whose nipple until I saw the note below.

Yeah, it looks more like her hand is almost under his armpit.

Dude must be freaking cold, he’s got a T-shirt and a hoodie on.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/528 "2010-12-06T14:21:15Z")

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> [@Kim\_o\_the\_Concrete\_Jungle](#):
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> Okay, so it was Marten’s nipple. I just don’t get his (over)reaction.

Maybe he has really sensitive nipples.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/529 "2010-12-06T14:33:51Z")

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I didn’t see it as a physical reaction. It’s more like Marten is alarmed and embarrassed that a sexually unavailable female is getting overly familiar with/commenting on his bits. Especially after the recent incident of Faye seeing his dong.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/530 "2010-12-06T14:51:00Z")

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I read it as embarassment, not pain. Poor Marten’s life is one of constant humiliation. Except for the fact that all his friends are hot chicks.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/531 "2010-12-07T15:16:14Z")

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Oh, Pintsize. So helpful. Ewwwwww…

[warning: nsfw images in link]

[Questionable Content](http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1812)

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/532 "2010-12-07T15:23:55Z")

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I went and checked out everyone’s Twitter accounts last night - there was a post-breakup round of posts. Hanners is too friggin’ cute.

[http://twitter.com/#!/jephjacques/qccast](http://twitter.com/#!/jephjacques/qccast)

Warning to anyone that hasn’t checked this out - do NOT click on any of Pintsize’s links unless you are in the comfort of your own home, they’re the most NSFW links I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/533 "2010-12-07T15:26:44Z")

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I can’t quite tell what’s up with Pintsize today. It looks like he’s lying on a flesh-lite, and there’s a note taped to the him that we can’t read…?

> [@Folly](#):
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> Oh, Pintsize. So helpful. Ewwwwww..
> 
> [warning: nsfw images in link]
> 
> [Questionable Content](http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1812)

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/534 "2010-12-07T15:35:51Z")

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> [@squeegee](#):
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> I can’t quite tell what’s up with Pintsize today. It looks like he’s lying on a flesh-lite, and there’s a note taped to the him that we can’t read…?

The picture is of a woman’s backside. He’s offering himself up to Marten.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/535 "2010-12-07T15:36:14Z")

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> [@squeegee](#):
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> I can’t quite tell what’s up with Pintsize today. It looks like he’s lying on a flesh-lite, and there’s a note taped to the him that we can’t read…?

The note is a drawing of Dora, seen from the back, complete with tattoo.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/536 "2010-12-07T15:36:35Z")

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That’s a picture of a female ass and back.

He’s offering to let Marten do him. … Sort of.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/537 "2010-12-07T15:44:43Z")

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That’s one of the more disturbing QC strips in a while. I just when I was wondering when we’d see Pintsize again. Eww.

ETA: I think that’s what must happen to a sentient computer who get exposed to too much internet porn.

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**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/538 "2010-12-07T15:50:02Z")

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Today’s comic made me want to chug liquor. HORRIFYING!

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/539 "2010-12-07T15:54:26Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> That’s a picture of a female ass and back.

And there’s a Fleshlight, too.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/540 "2010-12-07T15:59:44Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> And there’s a Fleshlight, too.

Which was mentioned in the post I was replying to - except that two posts slipped in between saying basically the same thing, so my post sort of lacks the context it was written in.

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