# I don't quite get today's "Questionable Content" strip

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [April 13, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967 "2010-04-13T17:48:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1761 "2015-02-18T13:41:53Z")

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I wasn’t really sure what Claire was asking. Like, did she mean, “Do you have a weird fetish for trans people?” Because otherwise, aren’t they just basically two people who care about each other? Does it have to go deeper than that?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1762 "2015-02-18T17:20:40Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Does it have to go deeper than that?

Of course not. But it’s a relationship - you dig deeper. Maybe Marten identifies as something other than completely straight, and Claire is curious if that’s part of why he might be attracted to the relationship. Maybe Marten’s just a dick who’s looking for an opportunity to royally embarrass Claire (not likely, of course). Maybe Marten has put a lot of thought into why he doesn’t have any particular problem with it, and Claire is looking for his insight - because obviously TONS of people do have an individual problem with it, otherwise transpeople wouldn’t a difficult time starting such relationships.

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> Because otherwise, aren’t they just basically two people who care about each other?

No, they’re two people who care about each other, AND they touch each other’s genitals. That’s at least the distinction I’m making between their relationship, and the relationship I have with my 83 year old neighbor.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1763 "2015-03-09T04:53:12Z")

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Normally my reactions to Marten run from disinterest to annoyance. But I liked the way he handled the situation in [today’s strip](http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2912).

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1764 "2015-03-09T11:50:38Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Normally my reactions to Marten run from disinterest to annoyance. But I liked the way he handled the situation in [today’s strip](http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2912).

Yeah…I’d say that when in danger of getting caught between your boss and your ex (who is your boss’s current), the better part of valor is discretion…

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1765 "2015-03-09T13:20:27Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Yeah…I’d say that when in danger of getting caught between your boss and your ex (who is your boss’s current), the better part of valor is discretion…

Well, that and he’s been there, and I think he knows that attempting to solve a problem like Dora is futile.

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**Author:** ![Cayuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1766 "2015-03-11T17:30:34Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Normally my reactions to Marten run from disinterest to annoyance. But I liked the way he handled the situation in [today’s strip](http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2912).

It’s been three days, and I still laugh, thanks to the way Jeph put the last four frames together, every time I see it.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1767 "2015-03-12T01:29:03Z")

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I’d say that Dora has officially become the most boring character in the strip. First fight with Tai, make up on the next day, yay, go team.

I’d love a fast-forward to the upcoming Emily/Clinton date that Marten and Claire are masterminding, because they look forward to the “entertainment value.” So do I.

If the next several weeks shifted over to “The Adventures of Emily,” I wouldn’t mind at all. I love Emily. MUSKRAT!!!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1768 "2015-03-12T02:25:44Z")

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> [@Cayuga](#):
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> It’s been three days, and I still laugh, thanks to the way Jeph put the last four frames together, every time I see it.

I’m impressed that Jacques didn’t half-ass it and copy Tai in those four frames. If you look closely you can see he drew four separate pictures of her despite the fact she was motionless.

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**Author:** ![Cayuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1769 "2015-03-12T13:06:07Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I’m impressed that Jacques didn’t half-ass it and copy Tai in those four frames. If you look closely you can see he drew four separate pictures of her despite the fact she was motionless.

Yep. The shadows (especially those on her hair), among other things, are different. I get the impression he’s like that.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1770 "2015-03-28T05:57:13Z")

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I’m trying to think what the explanation for "[that’s no dildo, that’s my brother!"](http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2926) is that isn’t an incestuous bisexual threesome that Clair is recounting. 😕

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1771 "2015-03-28T08:41:08Z")

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AIUI, “dildo” can also be a sophomoric imprecation. As in: “That dildo really gets on my nerves sometimes.”

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1772 "2015-03-28T11:15:42Z")

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Clair’s brother has a bionic hand, maybe it or he caused it to buzz/vibrate?

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1773 "2015-03-28T12:59:42Z")

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It’s not an uncommon trope to have someone uttering a nonsensical punchline when entering a scene…that’s what I thought was going on there.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1774 "2015-03-28T13:28:54Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> AIUI, “dildo” can also be a sophomoric imprecation. As in: “That dildo really gets on my nerves sometimes.”

> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> It’s not an uncommon trope to have someone uttering a nonsensical punchline when entering a scene…that’s what I thought was going on there.

Combination of these two, yeah - a punchline with no joke, and a poke at Clinton.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1775 "2015-03-28T13:38:13Z")

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> [@Foggy](#):
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> Clair’s brother has a bionic hand, maybe it or he caused it to buzz/vibrate?

His bionic hand is also detachable. So somebody may have seen the hand by itself and thought it was a sex toy.

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**Author:** ![dzeiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@dzeiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzeiger)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1776 "2015-03-28T21:06:02Z")

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> [@Foggy](#):
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> Clair’s brother has a bionic hand, maybe it or he caused it to buzz/vibrate?

He watched Kentucky Fried Movie one too many times?

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1777 "2015-03-28T23:14:07Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> It’s not an uncommon trope to have someone uttering a nonsensical punchline when entering a scene…that’s what I thought was going on there.

That and “That’s no [blank], that’s my [blank]!” is a pretty common punchline for that sort of thing. Usually wife/mother in some insulting format though, i.e. “So I say, that’s no garbage truck, that’s my wife!” or something similar.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1778 "2015-03-29T00:56:00Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> It’s not an uncommon trope to have someone uttering a nonsensical punchline when entering a scene…that’s what I thought was going on there.

Kramer!

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1779 "2015-04-03T12:55:37Z")

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So, did Emily vomit all over Clinton’s shirt in today’s strip?

[http://questionablecontent.net/](http://questionablecontent.net/)

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-quite-get-todays-questionable-content-strip/535967/1780 "2015-04-03T13:21:26Z")

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I think Clinton was the one to toss his cookies. And Clair called it

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