# I don't think I can say this in the Elections forum **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 10, 2016, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297 "2016-11-10T00:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/1 "2016-11-10T00:33:12Z")
Let me preface this by saying… Hahahahahaha to all the smug liberals now crying the tastiest of tears. The sheer despair of watching the liberal sheep in Hollywood, the media, on social media, on this board and in real life makes voting for Donald the mother fucking man Trump so goddamn fucking with it! Cry more, please! Show me your anguish, your pain and your fears. IT’S S GREAT DAY FOR AMERICA! _ahem_ Now with that out of the way, holy hell people. I was upset when Romney lost, but some of these people are taking the cake. Not everyone who voted the way you didn’t wish is guilty of \. No, Black folk aren’t going to be shot wholesale. No, all Hispanics aren’t getting deported. No, we’re not gonna round Muslims up and put them in concentration camps. No, it wasn’t a “Whitelash” against a HALF Black president. No, Trump isn’t going to start WW3, etc… Get a hold of yourselves! We survived Obama; you’ll survive Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/2 "2016-11-10T00:44:39Z")
Have you met Donald Trump? What’s up with you conservative fucksticks who think it’s funny that you’ve elected this ridiculous clown to the presidency? You know he’s a conman. You know he’s devoid of empathy and humanity. You know he has the attention span of a goldfish. And that’s what you assholes like about him! He’s finally going to start kicking the liberals in the balls! Doesn’t matter what happens to the country, as long as the liberals are complaining. You’re like the guy who finds a genie’s lamp, but finds out that whatever you wish for, your neighbor will get twice as much. So you wish for the genie to beat you half to death. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/3 "2016-11-10T00:46:20Z")
OMG, a black imbecile. ---
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/4 "2016-11-10T00:47:27Z")
Y so salty? ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/5 "2016-11-10T00:48:19Z")
Cool. I invite you to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810025). I look forward to your explicating what positive changes you expect and hope Trump will accomplish in office. ---
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/6 "2016-11-10T00:52:51Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Have you met Donald Trump? > > What’s up with you conservative fucksticks who think it’s funny that you’ve elected this ridiculous clown to the presidency? You know he’s a conman. You know he’s devoid of empathy and humanity. You know he has the attention span of a goldfish. > > And that’s what you assholes like about him! He’s finally going to start kicking the liberals in the balls! Doesn’t matter what happens to the country, as long as the liberals are complaining. You’re like the guy who finds a genie’s lamp, but finds out that whatever you wish for, your neighbor will get twice as much. So you wish for the genie to beat you half to death. He didn’t commit perjury, nor did he get an innocent man thrown in jail for a harmless YT video to cover his ass, nor did he ever try to act Black to pander for my vote. Plus, he won’t trying to instigate WW3 with Russia, which is always nice. He’s good peeps in my book! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/7 "2016-11-10T00:56:39Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > Y so salty? I’ve never seen anyone post that particular string of 12 characters who wasn’t a troll. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/8 "2016-11-10T00:56:42Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > Hahahahahaha to all the smug liberals now crying the tastiest of tears. The sheer despair of watching the liberal sheep in Hollywood, the media, on social media, on this board and in real life makes voting for Donald the mother fucking man Trump so goddamn fucking with it! Cry more, please! Show me your anguish, your pain and your fears Taking the high road would have been nice. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/9 "2016-11-10T00:59:34Z")
You know what would be great? If everyone who voted for Trump yesterday committed suicide today. Every single one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/10 "2016-11-10T01:01:34Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > You know what would be great? If everyone who voted for Trump yesterday committed suicide today. Every single one of them. Naw… As stupid as those fuckers are, some of 'em are still my friends. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/11 "2016-11-10T01:05:02Z")
Whatever else a Trump presidency brings, I just hope like hell we get some higher quality trolls in this dump. ---
**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/12 "2016-11-10T01:07:07Z")
It’ll be a fucking laugh riot when the world economy completely tanks. Some of you guys seem to think it’s a team sport, and the consequences are limited to the playing field known as the U.S. If only that were so. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/13 "2016-11-10T01:09:57Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > He didn’t commit perjury, nor did he get an innocent man thrown in jail for a harmless YT video to cover his ass, nor did he ever try to act Black to pander for my vote. > > Plus, he won’t trying to instigate WW3 with Russia, which is always nice. He’s good peeps in my book! Seriously? That’s your serious analysis? You’re barely even trying here. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/14 "2016-11-10T01:10:09Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > Naw… As stupid as those fuckers are, some of 'em are still my friends. Ok, how about all those pale, frail, mommy’s basement- dwelling trolls who pretend to be black on the internet? ---
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/15 "2016-11-10T01:13:04Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > I’ve never seen anyone post that particular string of 12 characters who wasn’t a troll. Just sayin’. Oh, I’m not. I’m just extremely giddy. > [@HeweyLogan](#): > > Taking the high road would have been nice. After four years ago when all the liberals here decided to gloat? Not a damn chance. > [@Lobot](#): > > It’ll be a fucking laugh riot when the world economy completely tanks. If it does, it won’t be because of Trump. And considering you’re probably a part of the economically illiterate contingent who thought Obamacare was actually going to lower premiums and bend the cost curve downwards, excuse me for taking your doom and gloom with a half a grain of salt. > [@Lemur866](#): > > Seriously? > > That’s your serious analysis? > > You’re barely even trying here. This isn’t Great Debates 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/16 "2016-11-10T01:14:16Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Seriously? > > That’s your serious analysis? > > You’re barely even trying here. Would that you were right, but have you read this cretin’s output? It probably took him _hours_ to put that analysis together. Elsewhere I commented on the puerile sadism that’s normalized in the Republican party today. The OP provides an excellent specimen. ---
**Author:** ![tenacious\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tenacious\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenacious_j)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/17 "2016-11-10T01:17:13Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > He didn’t commit perjury, nor did he get an innocent man thrown in jail for a harmless YT video to cover his ass, nor did he ever try to act Black to pander for my vote. > > Plus, he won’t trying to instigate WW3 with Russia, which is always nice. He’s good peeps in my book! So you’d vote for anyone, anyone at all, who didn’t do any of these things? Like me? A totally unqualified, very average American? That’s what makes Hillary no good in your eyes, but it doesn’t elevate this jackass to the level of leader of the free world. I don’t care which side of the fence you fell on politically, he’s not qualified and as people said, this isn’t a fucking sport with winners and losers. It’s a collective effort and you’re part of the problem. ---
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/18 "2016-11-10T01:19:30Z")
> [@tenacious\_j](#): > > So you’d vote for anyone, anyone at all, who didn’t do any of these things? Like me? A totally unqualified, very average American? That’s what makes Hillary no good in your eyes, but it doesn’t elevate this jackass to the level of leader of the free world. I don’t care which side of the fence you fell on politically, he’s not qualified and as people said, this isn’t a fucking sport with winners and losers. It’s a collective effort and you’re part of the problem. That depends. Are you running as a D or an R? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/19 "2016-11-10T01:19:31Z")
Hey, you’re not the only one celebrating. Putin is very happy too. He has his useful [del]tool[/del] fool to fuck with for 4 years. Russian will be a required language in elementary school in no time. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297/20 "2016-11-10T01:22:06Z")
It will be hard to sleep tonight with all the noise from hand wringing and gnashing of teeth. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-can-say-this-in-the-elections-forum/771297.md?page=2)