# I don't think I deserved to be called a whore **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 1, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913 "2006-08-01T17:47:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/81 "2006-08-01T23:14:47Z")
Say, why does nobody but **anonymonster** ever start a new thread on the Board That Must Not Be Named? Does no one else have the privilege? And why does s/he seem to pay attention only to MPIMS and the BBQ Pit? (As a mainly GD Doper I feel a bit slighted . . .) And why do people who (apparently) don’t even post on the SDMB appear to pay so much attention to it? “Gentlemen! This entire building is on film!” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/82 "2006-08-01T23:15:02Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > Jesus Christ! Move off the bear preserve already! I susspect she’s talking about insects. Anyway as I’m a strict omnivore I must plead guilty to being an accessory to the deaths of several cows, chickens, pigs, lambs, and the ocasional duck in a year to feed myself. Still not realy similar to killing pets in front of their owners against there owners wishes. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/83 "2006-08-01T23:17:00Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Interesting . . . > > I think somebody needs to start a **third** board to . . . well, you know . . . > > And just to see how many levels/iterations are possible! 🙂 Only if we call it The “I’m An Anonymous Fucktard With Issues About My Lack Of Penile Size.” Because them’s the only people who post at places like that. 😃 Oh, and **Blanche** is a whore. But don’t worry too much about it, dear. Most of us are at one time or another. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/84 "2006-08-01T23:22:25Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > Not a good idea, and if you want to get right down to it, not even really possible. > > \*-This is such-and-such, and the allegations against me are not true. > > -That wasn’t me up there, this is me. It’s all totally true, don’t believe any other posts. > > -Those two posts weren’t me! Stop lying! Don’t believe those posts. I’m the one and only such-and-such. > > -Seriously now. This is really me. My email address is this@that dot com if you want me to prove it, and I’m naked on my cam. > > -THAT’S ENOUGH! THOSE AREN’T ME! I’m telling the truth here, I’m really such-and-such, and my favorite singer is Barney.\* > > And so on and so forth. Hee hee. Maybe she could have her name over there be **Spartacus**. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/85 "2006-08-01T23:22:32Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > Not a good idea, and if you want to get right down to it, not even really possible. > > \*-This is such-and-such, and the allegations against me are not true. > > -That wasn’t me up there, this is me. It’s all totally true, don’t believe any other posts. > > -Those two posts weren’t me! Stop lying! Don’t believe those posts. I’m the one and only such-and-such. > > -Seriously now. This is really me. My email address is this@that dot com if you want me to prove it, and I’m naked on my cam. > > -THAT’S ENOUGH! THOSE AREN’T ME! I’m telling the truth here, I’m really such-and-such, and my favorite singer is Barney.\* > > And so on and so forth. No, it’s possible. You email the admin from your Doper profile email. You can even go a step farther and use your Open ID from Livejournal. That’s what I did. Some stuff needed clarification, I clarified. In the grand scheme of things, I find the place amusing; of course, that probably stems from the fact that I don’t put too much value in what random people on the internet say about me- anonymously or otherwise (Oh, and the fact that when I’m tired really childish things like 'no u" make me giggle for days). **Blanche** ought to take a page out of my book about handling internet snarking. Or about the real world. Sometimes people say mean things behind your back. It sucks, but it’s life. Just like back in highschool, get over it and move on. It isn’t the end of the world. And I, on the other hand, fully admit to my status as an A-1 attention whore. “Attention whore” is much different then “whore” (my status in the latter catagory isn’t to be discussed at the moment ;)). ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/86 "2006-08-01T23:27:39Z")
I only opened this thread to say ‘narcissist’. Having done so, I have the urge to say that there is an icecream in Europe called a ‘Dame Blanche’. Thank you - that is all. ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_Lurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_Lurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_Lurker)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/87 "2006-08-01T23:52:13Z")
> [@Blanche](#): > > I kill or directly cause the death of dozens, if not hundreds, of animals every year to protect my family and property, and I can’t condemn others for doing the same. Any chance of a clarification on this tidbit? I’ll ignore the application of this logic to your comment in the pit thread. Unless you protect your family by taking dogs “from their owners and beat[ing them] to death on the spot.” ---
**Author:** ![DragonAsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DragonAsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DragonAsh)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/88 "2006-08-02T00:30:22Z")
Perhaps she would have felt better if she had been called an attention companion. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/89 "2006-08-02T00:31:35Z")
I’d go with “attention lady of negotiable virtue.” ---
**Author:** ![DragonAsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DragonAsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DragonAsh)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/90 "2006-08-02T00:37:35Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I’d go with “attention lady of negotiable virtue.” 😃 That’s teh funny. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/91 "2006-08-02T00:51:38Z")
I suppose if she ponies up for a membership she could be promoted to attention concubine. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/92 "2006-08-02T00:55:08Z")
**Blanche** still has not answered my question re: hotness. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/93 "2006-08-02T00:59:28Z")
The thread title reminded me of Elayne Boosler’s bit about a motorist irritated by Boosler, a pedestrian crossing the street, making him slam on the brake. He honked the horn angrily and shouted “Whore!” at her, whereupon she responded. “What a memory!” That’s kind of what I was looking forward to seeing here. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/94 "2006-08-02T01:34:03Z")
> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#): > > **Blanche** still has not answered my question re: hotness. Christ, **Pup** , it’s a hundred degrees in the shade! We’re \all\ hot. ---
**Author:** ![DragonAsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DragonAsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DragonAsh)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/95 "2006-08-02T01:39:01Z")
> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#): > > **Blanche** still has not answered my question re: hotness. Have you _read_ any of her posts? She’s posted almost 10 a day since joining. Some of them [scare me…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7634478#post7634478) ---
**Author:** ![Blanche](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Blanche](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blanche)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/96 "2006-08-02T01:42:36Z")
> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#): > > **Blanche** still has not answered my question re: hotness. I posted this in the Rate Yourself thread. People keep telling me I’m hot, but I just don’t see it. Maybe when I was younger. I have the body of a mother of 3 and all that goes along with it. ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/97 "2006-08-02T04:26:55Z")
> [@DragonAsh](#): > > Have you _read_ any of her posts? She’s posted almost 10 a day since joining. Some of them [scare me…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7634478#post7634478) If Blanche wasn’t such an attention whore already, I’d be tempted to Pit her for that post alone. She makes her own child (whose she admits to fantasizings about breaking) cry for the amusement of herself and others. Wow. What a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/98 "2006-08-02T04:37:08Z")
> [@Rubystreak](#): > > If Blanche wasn’t such an attention whore already, I’d be tempted to Pit her for that post alone. She makes her own child (whose she admits to fantasizings about breaking) cry for the amusement of herself and others. Wow. What a bitch. Oh come on, you think she is for real? She/He/It has been trolling like crazy since it arrived. I guess it did a good job covering its tracks, because it is still around trolling. What kind of moron doesn’t know the difference between an attention whore and a whore? None. This thread is a very successful act of blatant trolling. Call outs to the nether region and everything else. Please DNFTT. Jim {In case anyone did not understand my post, I very strongly believe Blanche is a Troll} ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/99 "2006-08-02T04:38:30Z")
**Rubystreak** : No hostility meant towards you, sorry if it might look that way. I am just looking forward to when Blanche is gone. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913/100 "2006-08-02T04:42:48Z")
> [@Rubystreak](#): > > If Blanche wasn’t such an attention whore already, I’d be tempted to Pit her for that post alone. She makes her own child (whose she admits to fantasizings about breaking) cry for the amusement of herself and others. Wow. What a bitch. It must have fucking \*killed \*her, though - dropping a huge, steaming turd at the end of the page like that and having everyone ignore it. The Billy Goats Gruff got away! It’s no wonder she’s been going batshit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-think-i-deserved-to-be-called-a-whore/366913.md?page=6)