# I Don't Understand The MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 11, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406 "2007-07-11T19:34:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/21 "2007-07-11T23:54:48Z")

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and eventually, even those from the northeast and the PNW end up with southern accents

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**Author:** ![Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Most_Creative_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/22 "2007-07-11T23:55:51Z")

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[QUOTE=VunderBob]  
But you get “How you doin’ ?” instead…  
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Yup, that is true…I can vouch for that. 🙂

Come on in, we really aren’t that scary.

\<shoves **LOUNE** into the closet\>

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/23 "2007-07-11T23:58:28Z")

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[QUOTE=VunderBob]  
But you get “How you doin’ ?” instead…  
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But it’s people you know! And that’s just it - when you feel like flirting they’re flirting but when someone is really sick there’s comfort and cookies and when you’re in a jam there’s all kinds of advice and you need only touch a topic to have people share their stories…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/24 "2007-07-11T23:59:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Most Creative User Name Ever]

\<shoves **LOUNE** into the closet\>  
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Is there something we should know? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/25 "2007-07-12T00:01:19Z")

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You mean outside of the fact thatI was physically abused in public? No.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/26 "2007-07-12T00:02:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
Is there something we should know? :dubious:  
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Nope, nothing at all. \<tries to look innocent\>

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/27 "2007-07-12T00:12:31Z")

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Are you two sure you’re not a couple or something?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/28 "2007-07-12T00:16:24Z")

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She’s an “or something”.

I’m a single.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/29 "2007-07-12T00:30:26Z")

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> [@Zambini57](#):
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> Could I post an MMP entitled “Fresh Fish”, and get such a response? I don’t think so.

Sure you would, **kaiwik** ’s husband is a professional fisherman, **welby** went fishing this weekend, and I had fish for dinner last night.

> [@anyrose](#):
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> and eventually, even those from the northeast and the PNW end up with southern accents

The Europeans, too.

**Zambini** , you should join. **swampbear** can get you some free beer. 😃

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/30 "2007-07-12T00:33:26Z")

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[QUOTE=dogbutler]  
Sure you would, **kaiwik** ’s husband is a professional fisherman, **welby** went fishing this weekend, and I had fish for dinner last night.

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And I have only been fishing a handful of times in my life but had a wonderful time, and plan to go again. Last summer I caught my first fish; Carl.

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**Author:** ![Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Most_Creative_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/31 "2007-07-12T00:42:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
And I have only been fishing a handful of times in my life but had a wonderful time, and plan to go again. Last summer I caught my first fish; Carl.  
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I used to go fishing all the time when I was younger. Now it’s been about 10 years since I’ve been finishing. Used to go with my grandpa all the time, I loved that. I was grandpa’s girl, lol.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/32 "2007-07-12T00:49:38Z")

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Hey…waitaminit…this is turning into a mini-MMP…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/33 "2007-07-12T00:50:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Hey…waitaminit…this is turning into a mini-MMP…  
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I’ve noticed.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/34 "2007-07-12T00:52:50Z")

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Um…um…  
Fresh fish!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/35 "2007-07-12T01:03:42Z")

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I’m game if it’s cajun-style catfish.

Or tilapia.

Mmmm, tilapia.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/36 "2007-07-12T01:06:47Z")

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broiled scallops in a lemon butter sauce

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/37 "2007-07-12T01:09:08Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
broiled scallops in a lemon butter sauce  
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Scallops are one of the very few seafoods I simply don’t like. It’s the texture, really.

To the OP: Do you see what the MMp, is now? We’re making one here, just as we go along!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/38 "2007-07-12T01:16:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
Scallops are one of the very few seafoods I simply don’t like. It’s the texture, really.

To the OP: Do you see what the MMp, is now? We’re making one here, just as we go along!  
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okay - seared wild Alaskan salmon, with a garlic dill sauce  
speaking of fish-y - it’s pretty fishy that the OP hasn’t been back (or over in the big MMP) to say hi or whatever)

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/39 "2007-07-12T01:19:26Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
okay - seared wild Alaskan salmon, with a garlic dill sauce  
speaking of fish-y - it’s pretty fishy that the OP hasn’t been back (or over in the big MMP) to say hi or whatever)  
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I agree on both counts!

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**Author:** ![zelie\_zelerton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@zelie\_zelerton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zelie_zelerton)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-mmp/411406/40 "2007-07-12T01:23:04Z")

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I like the way the MMPers always welcome back the rare posters such as myself. I always read it but don’t often feel I have any worthwhile comments but when I do there’s always somebody to say hi and welcome back. 's nice. 🙂

I don’t really like fish. Cept for haddock or cod which I don’t eat much cos of over fishing. I had some thai fishcakes in amazingly good chilli sauce once and they were not bad but in general I am not a fan of fish whether they are fresh or fusty.

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