# I Don't Wanna Marry A Millionaire. . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-wanna-marry-a-millionaire/83736 "2001-09-25T17:30:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-wanna-marry-a-millionaire/83736/1 "2001-09-25T17:30:30Z")
. . . but I wanna be a princess! Dang, he was a lot cuter than that Rick doofus, a trip to Rome (w/parties), a $40,000.00 necklace, AND she didn’t have to marry him! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-wanna-marry-a-millionaire/83736/2 "2001-09-25T17:46:54Z")
But **Diane** , didn’t you know: all girls _are_ princesses! [sub]Of course they don’t all have $40,0000 necklaces or get to hobknob with the jet set in Rome, but thems the breaks[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-wanna-marry-a-millionaire/83736/3 "2001-09-25T19:13:21Z")
> [@](#): > > But Diane. . . That would be Princess Di. Wow! Who trained you so well? She seems to have done a damn fine job. Was anyone else thinking WTF during that last segment where the women spoke to the prince and that one princess wanna-be got emotional and started to cry? What the hell was up with that?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-wanna-marry-a-millionaire/83736/4 "2001-09-25T19:18:33Z")
I didn’t think any of those women were very pretty. Some were cute (some were just plain old ugly!). I was really expecting a bunch of beauty queens up there. My SO and I kept saying that he was going to choose the blonde girl (the one that he did choose!) because she had big boobs! It was interesting to watch. A helluva lot better than the Who wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-wanna-marry-a-millionaire/83736/5 "2001-09-25T21:56:57Z")
I wanna be a princess, too, damnit. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-wanna-marry-a-millionaire/83736/6 "2001-09-25T22:06:14Z")
Nah, **Unc** , you’re just going to have to settle for being a queen. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-wanna-marry-a-millionaire/83736/7 "2001-09-25T22:52:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > > Wow! Who trained you so well? She seems to have done a damn fine job. Well, my early indoctrination was from Mrs. ShibbOleth and my now five year old daughter, the eldest Olethling[sup]TM[/sup]. And repeated viewings of the remake of The Little Princess: > [@](#): > > All women are princesses, it is their right. ---
**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8baadc/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-wanna-marry-a-millionaire/83736/8 "2001-09-25T23:00:04Z")
I’d like to marry a millionairess, but I’d hate to be thought of as just a trophy husband. Maybe she could be a movie star and I could be her “manager”. That works for lots of Hollywood couples. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-wanna-marry-a-millionaire/83736/9 "2001-09-26T00:44:58Z")
> [@](#): > > I wanna be a princess, too, damnit. Do you have any glass slippers in that huge shoe collection of yours?