# I don't want a new mortgage, thank you very fucking much **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 26, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-a-new-mortgage-thank-you-very-fucking-much/401783 "2007-04-26T21:07:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-a-new-mortgage-thank-you-very-fucking-much/401783/1 "2007-04-26T21:07:26Z")
I’ve just about had it with those [idiotic ads](http://adverlicio.us/industry/lowermybills_com) with the dancing silhouettes. They’re like a strobe light in a dark room, preventing me from concentrating on the content of the page. And they’re everywhere. Screw that website and its advertising people. (For those who want to block it, [here](http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/news/3085/cant-stop-dance-edit-your-hosts-file) is a way. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-a-new-mortgage-thank-you-very-fucking-much/401783/2 "2007-04-26T21:23:27Z")
Now they have dancing live women. If they had hot dancing women, I wouldn’t mind. Particulary hot ,nekkid dancing women. And how come every damn day I get an important letter at home, offering to save me money on a new mortgage two percentage points above the one I got? ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-a-new-mortgage-thank-you-very-fucking-much/401783/3 "2007-04-27T18:19:48Z")
Hell, I don’t want my OLD mortgage!