# I don't want any fluffernuts in my kersnutlicks!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-any-fluffernuts-in-my-kersnutlicks/156182
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 19, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-any-fluffernuts-in-my-kersnutlicks/156182 "2003-02-19T19:05:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author:  [@Gjorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gjorp)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-any-fluffernuts-in-my-kersnutlicks/156182/1 "2003-02-19T19:05:34Z")
Can’t I have a fluffernut free kersnutlick? I was finally able to get a kersnutlick with balbernackles, and it had fluffernuts in it! I told the Loobatride that I didn’t want any fluffernuts!
AAAARGH!!!
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### Author:  [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-any-fluffernuts-in-my-kersnutlicks/156182/2 "2003-02-20T01:22:53Z")
😕
Is there an American English to Australian English translation thing here 'cos that just made no sense to me.
Someone please translate because I just have to know what it means, I might be missing out on the deeper meaning of life and have no idea.
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### Author:  [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-any-fluffernuts-in-my-kersnutlicks/156182/3 "2003-02-20T02:31:46Z")
To: **Gjorp**
East Glingewood
Torpelton
From: Kernutslick Chow-Chow Corp
Yarbra
Glickvane
Dear Sir/Madam
Thank you for your recent correspondence, accompanying the box of opened kernutslicks, to our Complaints Dept.
We regret to inform you that full refund is not available in this case (no matter how many times you have tried to emphasise the point by underlining our Terms of Trade with melted jellicktang from straight off the fugwertorg – frankly, we found that _disgusting_) as you have already spacklebated the kernutslicks, thereby rendering any proper investigation into your complaint a complete and utter blorglespak.
We do advise that our blabernackle range is famously free of fluuffernuts, as we are well aware of the effect these ave on some glimpers who experience intense hakuffle reaction.
Please find enclosed, however, a complimentary packet of wugstalpers, as a token of our appreciation of you as a discerning kerbnutslick customer.
Yours faithfully
(illegible)
Manager
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### Author:  [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-any-fluffernuts-in-my-kersnutlicks/156182/4 "2003-02-20T03:22:42Z")
I haven’t had kersnutlicks with balbernackles in years. I had them once when I was vacationing in West Eastnagle, but apparently for some reason nobody locally carries them. Fluffernuts are readily available here, of course, and I will eat them in a pinch, but I’ve really had a taste for kersnutlicks with balbernackles.
By the way, have you ever had klopsnackers? I prefer the ones with natters, but the wilperfins are pretty good too.
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### Author:  [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-any-fluffernuts-in-my-kersnutlicks/156182/5 "2003-02-20T03:40:06Z")
A [fluffernutter](http://www.marshmallowfluff.com/htm/recipe_frame.shtml) is a sandwich made with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter.
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### Author:  [@BadBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBaby)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-any-fluffernuts-in-my-kersnutlicks/156182/6 "2003-02-20T05:57:49Z")
Is this some sort of LOTR thing? Aw heck, even if it is-- I personally believe the croknibble of fluffernuts brings out the essence of a good kersnutlick. Try leaving them out to get stale, then they’re absolutely mergibbes!