# I don't want the beans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 6, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375 "2003-12-06T14:33:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/121 "2003-12-11T21:26:32Z")

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I’m going to try making scrambled eggs with olive oil, it may taste nicer with certain recipes, maybe with a salad or something. I’ll tell you how it went as I have to admit i’ve never tried it and in the interests of fairness I think I should. You never know you may make a convert of me!

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/122 "2003-12-11T22:13:07Z")

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Please report back **WILLASS**. I, too, am skeptical that Olive Oil is less overpowering than butter with eggs.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/123 "2003-12-11T22:29:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spogga \*  
> **Sorry HUNTER but Yorkshire Pudding is strictly for eating with roast beef.**

Ha! - I like Yorkshire pud and dhall (yes I am a freak, why do you ask? I’m also the inventer of the macaroni cheese pizza…)

Not for breakfast though, coffee is the only thing for me first thing  
(The smell of dead pig cooking can sometimes tempt me though)

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/124 "2003-12-11T22:35:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Homebrew \*  
> \*\*Please report back **WILLASS**. I, too, am skeptical that Olive Oil is less overpowering than butter with eggs. \*\*

Not that it’s gonna be to everyone’s tastes, natch, and I won’t be the least bit surprised if most people continue preferring butter to olive oil. But c’mon – deciding for yourself would take ten minutes and fifty cents’ worth of ingredients, and that’s if you’re using really good eggs.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/125 "2003-12-11T23:35:32Z")

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Good quality eggs are a must, the thought of battery farmed eggs actually makes me feel quite sick. I am genuinley interested to see what its like as I think that the flavour of olive oil and the eggs may work well when served with certain foods. For example I like creamy rich eggs with smoked salmon (I actually add cream) but the olive oil eggs may go better with other foods, i’m trying to think of something to have with a tossed salad and the olive oil scrambled eggs with…maybe some fresh salmon? I’ll report back on Saturday morning with my opinion.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/126 "2003-12-12T00:12:25Z")

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Eggs go in stir fry with seasame oil. I guess I see your point.

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**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/127 "2003-12-12T02:28:19Z")

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Cracking eggs into the pan is the way to make fried eggs, not scrambled eggs. The whole point of scrambling is to mix the whites and the yolks together into one big yellow-white! 😛

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/128 "2003-12-12T13:48:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hunter Hawk \*  
> \*\*Hey, I didn’t say it _was_ Yorkshire Pudding, I said it was _like_ Yorkshire pudding.
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> And a comment like that from a nation that puts lemon juice on pancakes? Da noive… \*\*

…and sugar, don’t forget the sugar.

BTW our pancakes aren’t like US ones, ours are better, bigger and tastier.  
So there!

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/129 "2003-12-12T13:52:11Z")

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…and we don’t eat them every day, only on a Tuesday, Shrove Tuesday that is.

So there…again

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/130 "2003-12-12T14:39:30Z")

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**Spogga** , I sincerely doubt your pancakes are bigger than the mammoth congealed mushplatters you get at any IHOP (“International” House of Pancakes, so named because you can get shit like orange marmalade on aforementioned congealed mushplatters and call it French Crepes) in the United States.

I have no doubt they’re better, however. A good pancake, as Flannery O’Connor almost said, is hard to find.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/131 "2003-12-12T14:42:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spogga \*  
> \*\*…and we don’t eat them every day, only on a Tuesday, Shrove Tuesday that is. \*\*

And on Soulcake Thursday, in preparation for a visit from the Soulcake Duck, right?

Wait, wait…no. Sorry. That’s that other British-sounding place, the flat one with the turtles and the elephants…

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/132 "2003-12-12T15:30:22Z")

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As well as yer actual reeeaal English pancakes you can also have Scotch pancakes which are much smaller but thicker [bit like my boss really]

Scotch pancakes are delish smothered in syrup and ice cream and are also recognised as being very healthy eating, no really 🙂

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**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/133 "2003-12-12T15:53:19Z")

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My Ideal Breakfast:

3 Eggs, yolks runny  
Link Sausage  
Fried Mush w/REAL Maple Syrup  
or  
Waffles w/REAL Maple Syrup  
Bisquits w/Sausage Gravy  
Toast (to sop up egg yolk)  
My ACTUAL Breakfast:  
Cigarette  
Cold Strawberry Pop-Tarts  
Cigarette  
Warm Old Milwaukee  
Cigarette

Ohh…and a Cigarette for afters.

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/134 "2003-12-12T17:05:59Z")

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How did my original post somehow turn into a recipe information service.  
Just asking.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/135 "2003-12-12T17:46:16Z")

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The Postman always delievers, right?

**Balle\_M** makes me think of the old **Don Williams** song.

_Coffee black  
Cigarette  
Start this day like all the rest._

or the **Johnny Cash** song.

_The beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad  
So I had one more for dessert._

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/136 "2003-12-12T19:23:54Z")

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Man. you’re all making my mouth water. (except for the black pudding, of course.) But wow, page 3 and no one has mentioned my “usual” breakfast. Doesn’t anyone eat breakfast cereal?

Usual:  
Golden Grahams, milk, OJ.

occaisionally:  
bowl of apple-cinnamon or banana oatmeal, OJ.

In a hurry:  
“Everything” Bagel, with lite vegetable cream cheese, ice tea.

Time on my hands:  
Eggs over easy,  
waffles/pancakes/french toast w/syrup and butter.  
hash browns or home fries  
OJ  
Buttered toast with jelly (that’s jam-jelly, not gelatin-jelly, brits.)  
“English Breakfast” tea

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**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/137 "2003-12-13T07:57:14Z")

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I love French Toast, I make it with sugar and almond flavoring in the mix so you don’t need any syrup with it.

My ideal breakfast-house breakfast would be pancakes with butter and syrup, a couple eggs, some toast, and crispy bacon. With antacid medicine for dessert, 'cause eating in the morning upsets my stomach.

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**Author:** ![so\_da\_ne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@so\_da\_ne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/so_da_ne)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/138 "2003-12-13T08:51:52Z")

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I used to have those _like_ yorkshire pudding things for breakfast when I was a kid…the batter was exactly the same recipe but instead of a muffin tin we put it all in a big cast iron frying pan and baked it in the oven…we used whatever yummy breakfast things we had for toppings: fruit and yogurt or sauteed veggies and sausage…MMMMMM those were so good

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**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/139 "2003-12-13T10:46:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by WILLASS \*  
> \*\* I’ll report back on Saturday morning with my opinion. \*\*

Oops, I completley forgot…I’ll try and do it tonight if I can, I feel I owe it to **Left Hand of Dorkness** to try his recipe before I poo poo the idea.:smack:

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-the-beans/217375/140 "2003-12-14T06:45:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Homebrew \*  
> \*\*The Postman always delievers, right?
> 
> **Balle\_M** makes me think of the old **Don Williams** song.
> 
> _Coffee black  
> Cigarette  
> Start this day like all the rest._
> 
> or the **Johnny Cash** song.
> 
> _The beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad  
> So I had one more for dessert._ \*\*

_Sunday Morning Coming Down_, performed beautifully by the Man in Black, and written by Kris Kristofferson.

–kaylasdad99 (wondering if we shouldn’t just ask to have this moved to Cafe Society)

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