# I Don't Want To Be One Of \*Those\* Parents...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 20, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767 "2006-01-20T02:52:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/21 "2006-01-20T17:33:48Z")

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Very cute. I’d really like to bite her butt, but I know that’s reserved for parental units only.

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**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/22 "2006-01-20T17:55:17Z")

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Eh, he’s alright I guess. He already has a receding hairline! 😃

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**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/23 "2006-01-20T17:56:22Z")

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Oh, that’ a GIRL?!

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/24 "2006-01-20T18:09:54Z")

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Holy crap–you look alot like my brother! how weird is that?  
she is adorable. Mine never had any hair for the longest time, either, but now they are all shaggy as can be.

How old is she now?  
how long will she need the apnea monitor? (just curious)  
I bet you’re sleep deprived–have you tried counting sheep?

😃

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/25 "2006-01-20T18:33:46Z")

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Yes, very cute indeed. So sweet!

Now check out the Small Girl pictures:

[http://rickjayblog.blogspot.com/](http://rickjayblog.blogspot.com/)  
[http://rickjayblog.blogspot.com/2006/01/blog-twenty-two-resolutions-for-2006.html](http://rickjayblog.blogspot.com/2006/01/blog-twenty-two-resolutions-for-2006.html)  
[http://rickjayblog.blogspot.com/2005\_12\_01\_rickjayblog\_archive.html](http://rickjayblog.blogspot.com/2005_12_01_rickjayblog_archive.html)

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**Author:** ![Stainz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stainz)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/26 "2006-01-21T00:31:49Z")

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Awwwwwwwwwww she is beautiful!

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/27 "2006-01-21T01:07:26Z")

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So, will there be a special ceremony at a later date where she’ll get her eyebrows?  
I think I got mine around age 2.

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**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/28 "2006-01-21T01:27:24Z")

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Hey, Hal, great pic!

How much you want for her???

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**Author:** ![Cranky\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cranky\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cranky_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/29 "2006-01-21T02:07:44Z")

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What a total cutie! She has the prettiest smile!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/30 "2006-01-21T03:12:22Z")

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Great Pictures Hal.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/31 "2006-01-21T03:55:29Z")

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Hey! [That’s my shirt!!](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla&start=60&pic=Shayla057.JPG&picindex=56) :eek:

Oh yeah, and cute kid. Really, she’s adorable! Remember that when she’s 12 & she can’t recall what you said to her 5 seconds ago, and her & her filthy friends are downstairs slopping ice cream & nail polish all over the house 😉

[sub]No, I haven’t been exiled to my room tonight to sullenly browse the Dope…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/32 "2006-01-21T11:22:56Z")

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She’s a cutie alright! But then, I think all babies are adorable. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/33 "2006-01-21T14:03:38Z")

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**Hal Briston** , you should have named her Agnes. After Saint Agnes–

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> 21 January. The day of St Agnes, patron saint of sheep. She is probably the Roman-Jewish version of Agna, an incarnation of the Ewe goddess Rachel. Like the Virgin Mary, she came from ‘immaculate’ parents. In spite of being pre-Christian, not to mention closely connected with sacred prostitutes, her relics are preserved in Rome and constantly adored by the faithful. Unfortunately for her credibility, Agnes is said to have been martyred in the reign of Constantine - when Christians were not persecuted.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/34 "2006-01-21T14:06:35Z")

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Whoops.

I wish I had edited that better.  
Sorry, **Hal**.

Dang, I wish we could go back & edit posts. :o

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**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-be-one-of-those-parents/340767/35 "2006-01-21T17:35:18Z")

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Congrats Hal! she’s got quite the smile. Mine didn’t smile until she was 8 months old.

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