# I don't want to hear about "The Clintons" and "Their campaign" anymore

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-hear-about-the-clintons-and-their-campaign-anymore/750074>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 25, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-hear-about-the-clintons-and-their-campaign-anymore/750074 "2016-03-25T00:59:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-hear-about-the-clintons-and-their-campaign-anymore/750074/21 "2016-03-29T21:27:07Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> It came up other places. The Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror that year had “Bob Dole don’t need this” when Dole was abducted and shoved naked into a tube.

That was still because of Norm. Just like so many imitations of George HW were really imitations of Dana Carvey’s imitation.

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**Author:** ![boffking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@boffking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boffking)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-hear-about-the-clintons-and-their-campaign-anymore/750074/22 "2016-03-29T22:14:15Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> It came up other places. The Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror that year had “Bob Dole don’t need this” when Dole was abducted and shoved naked into a tube.

The simpsons also had a meeting of Republican bigwigs, and Bob Dole said" Maybe Bob Dole should run. Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole should. Acutally Bob Dole just likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole."

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LSwz4m6GQZI/hqdefault.jpg "BobDole Is Best!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSwz4m6GQZI)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-hear-about-the-clintons-and-their-campaign-anymore/750074/23 "2016-03-29T23:22:27Z")

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Campaign song:

\*Clintons. Meet the Clintons.  
They’re the modern family dynasty.  
From the New York suburbs,  
They’re a team right out of history.

Let’s ride with the family down the street.  
Through the courtesy of Bill’s two straying feet.

When you’re with the Clintons  
Have a private e-mail message time.  
A Foundation funds time.  
We’ll have a gay old time.\*

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-want-to-hear-about-the-clintons-and-their-campaign-anymore/750074/24 "2016-03-29T23:56:03Z")

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While we’re at it, can we be rid of Duck Dynasty too? No Clintons involved, but those beards should be a threat to national security.

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