# I drank urine tonight... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000 "2003-03-29T08:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kgriffey79](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@kgriffey79](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kgriffey79)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/1 "2003-03-29T08:00:00Z")
I think this might be the first Self-flaming ever done on the SDMB, but here goes. K, so I was gettin ready to go out tonight. I looked under my bed and grabbed the Crown Royal I had left, and next to it, I saw a Magnum 40 with some liquid still in it, so I snagged that too. Later tonight, I got out the 40 to finish it. I took the first drink, and thought, holy shit, this is the most foul beer I’ve ever had. I decided to drink the rest, but just let it go straight down my throat. I did so. I didn’t finish it, tho. Then it hit me. I drank my own fucking urine. A couple nights ago, I came home at 3something really drunk and needed to pee. I didn’t want to wake up my parents so I used what I could in my room. After filling two waterbottles, I had to go again. So I used the empty 40, and completely forgot about it. I mean, it looked like beer… My stomach felt a bit queesy after I realized the truth, and I feel like an embecile. I think I’m gonna go drink(not the fuckin urine) now. Holy shit, fuck me, fuck me… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/2 "2003-03-29T08:08:08Z")
If that ain’t a sign of alcoholism, I don’t know what is. ---
**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/3 "2003-03-29T08:09:03Z")
I had two immediate responses to this… 1. This is what happens when you go out drinkin, kids; and 2. Pee-pee breath! 😃 Really, though… I’d be pissed at myself if I were you. –D&R– ---
**Author:** ![Willy\_ph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ea5d25/32.png) [@Willy\_ph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Willy_ph)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/4 "2003-03-29T08:15:12Z")
I’m speechless. ---
**Author:** ![Space\_Vampire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Space\_Vampire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Space_Vampire)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/5 "2003-03-29T08:16:47Z")
Hahahaha, you live in Eugene, I’m not surprised in the least. Good story, though. ---
**Author:** ![WhetherMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@WhetherMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhetherMan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/6 "2003-03-29T08:21:09Z")
What the hell was I thinking to read this thread?? That’s sick! Ugh. That’s along the lines of someone saying, “Uh…this really reeks…smell this.” Ugh…the thought of it makes me gag. Away from the Pit I take myself… ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/7 "2003-03-29T08:37:40Z")
My reaction, and the title of the thread beneath this: Oh…my…fucking…god ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/8 "2003-03-29T08:49:45Z")
That’s what you get for drinking the abominable excretion of deplorable liquid crap that is beer. Get yourself a decent drink, son! ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/9 "2003-03-29T09:15:28Z")
This would be reason #6,986 that pot is better than alcohol. Not only will you never get high enough on pot to drink piss, but marijuana is a solid, so it won’t even be an option. I suppose you could accidently smoke your own feces, but that would be quite a feat. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/10 "2003-03-29T09:16:46Z")
Very very fucking TMI! A title like ’ I drank urine tonight’ sure didn’t need a TMI warning. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/11 "2003-03-29T09:19:02Z")
What a world we live in where Beer and Piss look the same.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/12 "2003-03-29T09:22:01Z")
> [@](#): > > This would be reason #6,986 that pot is better than alcohol. You ever drink Ciclon? No? Then you are not allowed to speak. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/13 "2003-03-29T09:22:10Z")
You could, alternately, just say you’re starting [Urine Therapy.](http://www.healthlibrary.com/reading/yod/april/urine.htm) I’ve got an uncle-in-law who drinks his own urine every day. :eek: I have no desire to emulate him. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/14 "2003-03-29T10:32:50Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve got an uncle-in-law who drinks his own urine every day. “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!?” ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/15 "2003-03-29T10:39:23Z")
Don’t worry. [Cecil says](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html) lots of people drink piss. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/16 "2003-03-29T11:08:17Z")
Lots of people perform self-flagellation with barbed wire, too. I think I’ll skip both, thanks. [sub]And yet, some folks consider it an erotic activity. I’m never gonna understand the human race.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/17 "2003-03-29T11:30:38Z")
A friend of mine drank their own urine last night. Reading that 60% of a Ecstasy tablet isn’t absorbed but instead comes out in your urine, they figured they would do a recycling effort. How’s that for TMI? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/18 "2003-03-29T12:19:42Z")
I think a gentle suggestion that you need to clean your room somewhat more often is in order here. > [@](#): > > **A couple nights ago** , I came home at 3something really drunk and needed to pee. I didn’t want to wake up my parents so I used what I could in my room. After filling two waterbottles, I had to go again. So I used the empty 40, and completely forgot about it. Bolding added. Have fun in detox. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/19 "2003-03-29T13:53:39Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by kgriffey79 \* > \*\* I looked under my bed and grabbed the Crown Royal I had left…I saw a Magnum 40 with some liquid still in it…I drank my own fucking urine…A couple nights ago, I came home at 3something really drunk…I didn’t want to wake up my parents…I feel like an embecile…I think I’m gonna go drink…_\* Rx: AA ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/20 "2003-03-29T14:05:04Z")
Don’t believe I’d a told that. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000.md?page=2)