# I drank urine tonight... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000 "2003-03-29T08:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/61 "2003-05-02T21:23:56Z")
Look at the bright side: at least you didn’t have asparagus for dinner that night. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/62 "2003-05-02T21:26:43Z")
Could have been worse. He could have jerked off last month, in that empty bottle. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e274bd/32.png) [@Lynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/63 "2003-05-02T21:36:08Z")
Oh my God Coldfire. I am cracking UP from your last comment. What I don’t understand is, wouldn’t you of thought that he would of smelled that something wasn’t quite right. Hell drunk or not drunk, pee smells like fucking pee, especially when it is a couple of days old. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/64 "2003-05-02T21:44:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Could have been worse. He could have jerked off last month, in that empty bottle. \*\* Even worse…_someone else_ could have jerked off into that bottle ---
**Author:** ![geordielass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@geordielass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geordielass)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/65 "2003-05-02T21:46:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lynn \*Hell drunk or not drunk, pee smells like fucking pee, especially when it is a couple of days old. I agree. How could you mistake pee for beer? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/66 "2003-05-02T23:12:15Z")
Well, I did the old take a morning swig from the ashtray/snapple bottle by the bed a few times, but this takes the cake. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/67 "2003-05-02T23:52:01Z")
Is urine acceptable to non-vegan vegetarians? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/68 "2003-05-03T00:11:37Z")
The morning after drinking - the LAST thing I want to drink is leftover drink! :eek: It’s the best motivator for getting out of my pit and guzzling a pint of nice cold water from the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/69 "2003-05-03T02:08:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by geordielass \* > \*\*I honestly had to physically close my mouth after reading this post. \*\* **geordielass** , check my post on page 1 of this thread. 🙂 Welcome to the board! (But, be advised, it’s usually recommended to read the entire thread before replying.) ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/70 "2003-05-03T06:44:44Z")
> [@](#): > > I agree. How could you mistake pee for beer? Probably a Coors drinker. ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/71 "2003-05-04T04:16:13Z")
HaHaHaHaHaHa! **KG79** , you are a budding young alcoholic! I’ll see you in an AA meting 10 years, 2 marriages & 3 kids from now! I hope there’s no DUI vehicular manslaughters along with all that! Please inform us when you wake up/come to in a bed full of puke, shit & piss with no idea how you got there! ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/72 "2003-05-04T16:04:56Z")
And that, children, is why you always clean up under your bed! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/73 "2003-05-04T19:27:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DeVena \* > \*\*And that, children, is why you always clean up under your bed! \*\* ROTF(BNOTB)LMAO ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/74 "2003-05-04T19:28:25Z")
Whoops, make that BNUTB. ---
**Author:** ![geordielass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@geordielass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geordielass)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/75 "2003-05-05T00:38:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > **geordielass, Welcome to the board!** Thank you for welcoming me Rilchiam. It looks like a fun place to visit and I am really looking forward to getting to know you all. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/76 "2003-05-05T05:06:02Z")
When your friends said “let’s get pissed” I don’t think that’s what they had in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/77 "2003-05-05T18:16:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*That’s what you get for drinking the abominable excretion of deplorable liquid crap that is beer. Get yourself a decent drink, son! \*\* He apparently does, in the form of Crown Royal. Why even bother with a stale 40? It`s like the time when I drank from my buddies spit can. The same can he was spitting into was the same type of beer I was currently drinking. From then on I marked all my cans so it wouldn`t happen again. Duh!! Lucky for you urine is essentially sterile when it comes out so you wouldn`t get sick from it. ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/78 "2003-05-05T18:51:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*Well, I did the old take a morning swig from the ashtray/snapple bottle by the bed a few times, but this takes the cake. \*\* A few times? Damn. This happens to me like every other month. Why o why do beverage containers make such perfect ashtrays? And hell, this is the same with Dr Pepper cans as it is with beer or anything else. Damn. That is so nasty. Speaking of urine and beverage containers… when I was 20 some friends and I got a place together and the idea struck us at the first party for all the guys to help us fill a 2 Liter of Dr Pepper with urine. Commemorating the event? Who the HELL knows what we were thinking. But I do know that we relabeled the bottle “Dr Pe Pe” and it was in that bathroom, capped, for months. The quantity of evil things we thought to do with it is only partially redeemed by the fact that we never did. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000/79 "2003-05-05T18:53:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Lucky for you urine is essentially sterile when it comes out so you wouldn`t get sick from it. True, but a lot of nasty bacteria would have grown in those few days under the bed. How could you not have smelled it and why in the hell would you continue drinking it after the first gulp? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-drank-urine-tonight/165000.md?page=3)