# I Dream of Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dream-of-dopers/376313 "2006-10-13T15:23:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dream-of-dopers/376313/1 "2006-10-13T15:23:18Z")
Obviously I spent way too much time yesterday thinking of [vegan **lezlers** and the snarky sister who doesn’t want to cook for her](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=391880) because last night I dreamed about her. It was a non-vegan related dream. **lezlers** made just a cameo appearance; as I was passing by, I saw her being photographed. She was a petite strawberry blonde and, upon her head, she wore a hat that was precisely the size, shape and appearance of a chocolate chocolate chip cookie. I immediately grabbed another similar looking hat and said, “hey lezlers! I love your hat!” It’s not the first time a Doper has appeared in my dreams. I think it’s usually a sign I’ve been reading too much Dope. Anyone else have a Doper Dream last night? \ I’m talking about the G-rated ones, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dream-of-dopers/376313/2 "2006-10-13T15:26:16Z")
Can we talk about any dreams we had last night? I had a disturbing one, but there were no Dopers in the cast (I hope). ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dream-of-dopers/376313/3 "2006-10-13T15:33:43Z")
Hey, it’s Friday! Anything goes. Let’s hear it. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dream-of-dopers/376313/4 "2006-10-13T16:22:22Z")
Ok. I find myself in full commuting gear and office attire. I have my laptop bag and I’m in khakis and a polo shirt with a jacket on. The strange thing is, I’m walking through an extremely crowded out-door market in central Europe and there are lots of kids milling about all around me. In the dream, the kids are all pick-pockets and keep trying to steal my things from me. Eventually, one of them manages to knock my computer bag off my shoulder and another one grabs it and runs. I chase after him, but he throws it to another kid after 100 yards and I just can’t catch him. That’s when I notice that the child who originally stole it has walked up to a man in his 20’s with thick black hair who appears to be a body builder, but is just sitting there watching. The muscle guy lifts up a wooden plank on the ground next to him and hands the kid a $100 bill off the top of a 6 inch thick stack of hundreds and they both just smile at me. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dream-of-dopers/376313/5 "2006-10-13T16:32:18Z")
I think the muscle guy is Scylla. 😉