# I eat Crow; it tastes like suck **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674 "2005-07-22T16:53:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/21 "2005-07-22T20:21:23Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > The diet suck is OK if you put a lot of whiskey in it. > > Man could I use a super-sized suck right now! How could you do that to whiskey? Need a nice gin and suck. Shaken not stirred. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/22 "2005-07-22T20:33:46Z")
> [@Sierra Indigo](#): > > I love me some vanilla diet suck, though. It’s like crack to me. > > How I wish they’d bring back cherry suck over here… Blah, all suck sucks. In fact suck is the suckiest suck that ever sucked. Except for Dr. Suck and Royal Suck, they’re OK. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/23 "2005-07-22T20:35:30Z")
I would like to apologize to **Diogenes the cynic** also. That way, if I insult him at some time in the future, we’re already square, and if I don’t, well, then he owes me an apology. Hmmm - you’re right - it does taste a bit like suck. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/24 "2005-07-22T21:02:45Z")
Well, I feel quite strongly that **Diogenes the Cynic** owes me an appology. Why? Well, for starters, his user name is too damn long… ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/25 "2005-07-22T21:26:21Z")
Sorry Yuck…suck taste…I need some water. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/26 "2005-07-22T21:33:35Z")
This thread sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/27 "2005-07-22T21:50:16Z")
> [@smiling bandit](#): > > Thank you, thank you all. My humiliation is now complete. HA!!! You really think so??? My friend, it has only begun to suck. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/28 "2005-07-22T22:04:48Z")
> [@smiling bandit](#): > > Thank you, thank you all. My humiliation is now complete. Come on, litle trooper, just suck it up. Best thread title I’ve seen in a long while. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/29 "2005-07-22T22:15:48Z")
Oh _please!_ This thread gives new meaning to the phrase **"Big Gulp"** ---
**Author:** ![AThingWithFeathers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@AThingWithFeathers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AThingWithFeathers)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/30 "2005-07-22T22:21:12Z")
When I read the title, I thought it was going to be another one of those “Throw the sandwich enclosed in a ziplock in the toilet, fish it out, and EAT it” threads. So for getting my hopes up, you suck. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/31 "2005-07-22T22:32:25Z")
Nevermind the suck. What’s the 80+% of the population **smiling bandit** falls into? ---
**Author:** ![BoringDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@BoringDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoringDad)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/32 "2005-07-23T01:22:08Z")
You all make me sick with your comercial environment destroying suck. Only all natural organic soy suck for me. Mmm. That’s good suck. Tastes a little like crow though. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/33 "2005-07-23T02:38:31Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > Nevermind the suck. What’s the 80+% of the population **smiling bandit** falls into? Some possibilities, according to Google: Eighty percent of the world’s population will be in countries least capable of supporting further population growth. Eighty percent of the world’s population will work their fingers literally to the bone with no real expectation that their lives will get better, … seventy to eighty percent of the population is engaged in agriculture, mostly at the … Eighty percent of the world’s population relies on plants to provide their primary healthcare. The poor in the world, still eighty percent of the world population today. … Eighty percent of the world’s population has no adequate social protection, ie a social protection that fully meets established international standards in … Eighty percent of the world’s population can no longer gaze upward and expect to see the majestic spectacle of a starry night. … Eighty percent of people tolerate monovision very successfully and … \*\* That sucks! (except for the monovision part maybe) ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/34 "2005-07-23T03:58:59Z")
You guys have totally missed the most important part here. **Smiling bandit** , do the [Crow](http://college.hmco.com/history/readerscomp/naind/html/na_009300_crow.htm) know you’ve been eating them and have the bad manners to criticize their taste, to boot? Talk about adding insult to injury! [sup]Yes I know it’s lame on many levels, still I press ‘Submit Reply.’[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/35 "2005-07-23T07:04:04Z")
Moving thread from IMHO to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/36 "2005-07-23T17:21:29Z")
Dammit, that sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/37 "2005-07-23T20:52:01Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Ok…I’m confused. What’s the difference between Suck, New Suck, Classic Suck, Suck One, and Tab? I’m no sucker ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/38 "2005-07-23T21:20:45Z")
I like a nice, iced suck with lemon and sugar. Although hot suck with lemon is nice when you have a sore throat, or it’s cold outside. ---
**Author:** ![BoringDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@BoringDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoringDad)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/39 "2005-07-23T21:25:14Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I like a nice, iced suck with lemon and sugar. Although hot suck with lemon is nice when you have a sore throat, or it’s cold outside. Iced suck? That’s what Hitler drank. What? You didn’t think Godwin’s Law would make it’s way into this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/40 "2005-07-23T21:26:08Z")
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