# I eat Crow; it tastes like suck **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674 "2005-07-22T16:53:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/41 "2005-07-23T22:40:05Z")
Now that you’ve eaten Crow, you need to move on to Tom Servo, Gypsy, and Mike. (Ooooh, can’t forget Cambot.) ---
**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/42 "2005-07-23T23:01:22Z")
The thread title said something about eating crow. Actually it was a raven. Can’t you guys ever keep those two straight? ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/43 "2005-07-23T23:02:58Z")
> [@David Simmons](#): > > Can’t you guys ever keep those two straight? Not after this thread. Or rather I should say, “Nevermore”. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/44 "2005-07-23T23:17:55Z")
“You want to eat suck? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE SUCK!” ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/45 "2005-07-24T00:06:55Z")
Does anyone else remember crystal suck? That was so painful when it came out. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/46 "2005-07-24T01:33:50Z")
> [@ZebraShaSha](#): > > Does anyone else remember crystal suck? That was so painful when it came out. Heh. Now _that_ image sucks. We shan’t go into taste. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/47 "2005-07-24T01:36:27Z")
> [@ZebraShaSha](#): > > That was so painful when it came out. Perhaps you should see a doctor. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/48 "2005-07-24T01:37:09Z")
Remember the suck wars of the ‘70’s? Remember the suck challenge, where you’d do a blindfolded test to see which suck you liked better (I personally never understood how anyone couldn’t tell the difference between the two sucks)? Remember: If we give up _now_, then the terrorists already suck! ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/49 "2005-07-24T01:43:09Z")
Suck is PEOPLE! ---
**Author:** ![BoringDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@BoringDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoringDad)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/50 "2005-07-24T02:24:21Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > Nevermind the suck. What’s the 80+% of the population **smiling bandit** falls into? Yes, let’s get back to the OP. Perhaps he is in the 80% of the world that dislikes the taste of suck? ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/51 "2005-07-24T02:34:18Z")
I’d like to buy the world a suck and keep it company. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/52 "2005-07-24T03:51:02Z")
**smiling bandit** Speak for yourself. I love eating [Crow](http://www.1728.com/sheryl.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/53 "2005-07-24T16:37:28Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > I’d like to buy the world a suck and keep it company. **Finally** , a corporate philosophy I can really agree with! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/54 "2005-07-24T16:39:03Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > **smiling bandit** > Speak for yourself. I love eating [Crow](http://www.1728.com/sheryl.jpg) Ooohh, I’m telling Lance. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/55 "2005-07-24T16:59:08Z")
I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this thread both sucks AND blows at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/56 "2005-07-25T14:56:47Z")
**bandit** , no apology is necessary, but it is very big of you to offer one which I accept unreservedly, and apologise in turn for for my own tone which was itself unnecessarily abrupt and mocking. Please do not avoid GD on this basis - I value your input, and passion is an essential element in worthwhile debate. I hope the pressure in your life eases soon, friend. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/57 "2005-07-25T16:53:11Z")
> [@SentientMeat](#): > > **bandit** , no apology is necessary, but it is very big of you to offer one which I accept unreservedly, and apologise in turn for for my own tone which was itself unnecessarily abrupt and mocking. Please do not avoid GD on this basis - I value your input, and passion is an essential element in worthwhile debate. > > I hope the pressure in your life eases soon, friend. Well, that sure sucked the air right out of \*this \* thread. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/58 "2005-07-25T17:08:17Z")
**Meat** and **Bandit** aren’t going to come to blows? That sucks! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/59 "2005-07-25T17:37:47Z")
_It’s the real suck! Suck is it! Have a suck and a smile! I’m a sucker, he’s a sucker, she’s a sucker, wouldn’t you like to be a sucker too?_ See, all suck needs is the right ad campaign and soon everybody will like suck. ---
**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-eat-crow-it-tastes-like-suck/313674/60 "2005-07-25T17:41:06Z")
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