# I executed 5 Demon Porn Elementals! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836 "2002-03-29T23:50:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/1 "2002-03-29T23:50:17Z")
ah, Progress Quest. a game to end all games. why, Progress Quest is all the fun of watching Disk Defragmenter run, with half the interactivity! even better, it’s free and the download is miniscule! with a continuous online world and over 300 possible character class combinations of such varying types as the Demi-Canadian and the Tongueblade, Progress Quest is amazingly huge and variable. best of all, if you want you can just “fire and forget”, and keep playing even while you do almost any other thing on your computer other than turning it off! with over 50000 players on at any given moment and up-to-the-minute rankings and statistics, there’s no reason not to download a copy today! if you want, find me in the rankings. i am BOLLOCKS!, a +38’th level Will o’ the Wisp runeloremaster, around 15,900’th in the rankings overall. [sub]note to mods; this is humor and sarcasm, not a plug. please don’t hurt me.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/2 "2002-03-30T00:39:10Z")
I’m only level 2 but I successfully completed the “deliver this dirtclod” quest and the “fetch me a bunny” quest, but my current quest “deliver this toothpick” is proving harder than expected. Any tips? Currently my strategy is checking email while chatting in #fathom and browsing livejournal. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/3 "2002-03-30T00:54:57Z")
I’ve been asked to execute the Eagle Scouts, and fetch a beer, among other quests. I’ve reached level 44 at one point before having to punch out. I get a grin out of the artifact you get after you execute a sprite: A can of Sprite. Heh! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/4 "2002-03-30T00:56:08Z")
Finally! An RPG in which there is zero chance of “Yet Another Stupid Death!” I like it, even if I don’t understand it! ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/5 "2002-03-30T05:49:55Z")
none of you have mentioned what characters you chose! come on, out with it! oh, and for the power leveler… there’s an external app you can get to run PQ as a systray button. i don’t remember where’ it’s from, but it’s mentioned on the main site somwhere. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/6 "2002-03-30T06:58:24Z")
Lunatic-Bastard Battle Finch, of course! Sheesh! Like there’s any _other_ choice… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/7 "2002-03-30T07:18:09Z")
I’m working with DongDong the Dung Elf Robot Monk! ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/8 "2002-03-30T11:49:35Z")
Wombatus the Panda-Man Tickle-Mimic here! ---
**Author:** ![bluddy\_bloodnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@bluddy\_bloodnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluddy_bloodnut)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/9 "2002-03-30T13:21:53Z")
i am Upchuck, the demicanadian barstardl unatic ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/10 "2002-03-30T17:06:32Z")
ErkBelch, the Half Man Inner Mason! Be afraid, be very afraid. Especially if you’re an undernourished girl scout. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/11 "2002-03-30T17:59:02Z")
Chickenscratch, the Battle-Finch Mu-Fu Monk. ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/12 "2002-03-30T19:29:56Z")
Bean Shadow, the Lunatic-Bastard Skraeling calling in here! ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/13 "2002-03-30T19:37:55Z")
[wipes the undernourished-Imp blood from his Bowie Knife] Beware Squinchy, the Hunter-Strangler Battle Finch! [begins stalking a Battle Boogie…] ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/14 "2002-03-30T23:56:38Z")
Zap Rowsdower (the Demicanadian Tickle-Mimic, of course) is now up to level 25, and most of the way through Act II. Woo! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/15 "2002-03-31T01:03:40Z")
Hey, have any of you guys had a look at the forums over there? I mean they have guilds and everything… is there something going on with this game that I haven’t figured out yet, or are there just a lot of _really_ pathetic people arguing over who’s better at a ‘game’ with absolutely no skill involved? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/16 "2002-03-31T01:20:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Lightning \* > \*\*Hey, have any of you guys had a look at the forums over there? I mean they have guilds and everything… is there something going on with this game that I haven’t figured out yet, or are there just a lot of _really_ pathetic people arguing over who’s better at a ‘game’ with absolutely no skill involved? \*\* They’re playing along with the purpose of the game itself - it’s a parody of the entire MMORPG thing, and they’re parodying the standard discussions, etc. Also, I get the feeling they enjoy fooling newbies into thinking there’s more to the game than they realize. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/17 "2002-03-31T01:31:41Z")
im sure what my obseesion with caskets is…first i deliver one, now i have to get one! though it was fun exterminating the girl scouts. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/18 "2002-03-31T01:55:02Z")
lvl 29! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/19 "2002-03-31T02:19:37Z")
I just got done with the “Seek the Astral Tiara” quest and am doing the “Seek the Ostentatious Hymnal” one. I killed a frost giant and now have in my inventory a frost giant snowman. Hehe. I also have a brontosaurus brean, purple worm dung, fire giant cigarettes, and the Grandiose Corset of Danger. My current spell list includes Cone of Annoyance VII, Eye of the Troglodyte IV, Angioplasty II, Nestor’s Bright Idea V, Spectral Oyster, Animate Nightstand II and Holy Batpole VIII I am so uber! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/20 "2002-03-31T02:21:32Z")
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