# I executed 5 Demon Porn Elementals! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836 "2002-03-29T23:50:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/41 "2002-04-02T08:58:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by \*\*Rysdad \*\*\* > Oh, piffle upon all of you peasants. > > My ErkBelch is now at Level 35 and working on Act IV. Piffle? 35? Try 40. WLight the Masterful. And yeah, you can have more than one game running at once. I’ve been running four… it doesn’t make much difference. I started the 4th almost a full 24 hours after #1, and it’s only about a level and a half behind the top one. The only thing I can say for sure is that it’s not _purely_ random. The guy with 83 starting ability points is a tad ahead of the guy that had 44 (they both started at the same time), but not by much… not more than half a level. And I didn’t feel like being scientific about it, so the race/class is totally different too. ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/42 "2002-04-02T09:18:14Z")
Hmm, a **Dual Gimlet of Fealty** … woe be the passing Will o’ Wisp that I PKed to get that. Must have used the dastardly Slime Finger spell. Is that anything like licking your finger and putting it in someone’s ear? ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/43 "2002-04-02T21:34:18Z")
level 47. now run off, you two petty, petty children! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/44 "2002-04-02T22:55:48Z")
I am Poiseidinette the Skraeling Ur-Palidin, I have seeked the Crystilline Fleece but now I have to deliver a letter. And fetch a sock. The good news is I was able to sell my octopus beak, my ogre mange apparel anda gnome hat. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/45 "2002-04-03T04:14:54Z")
1. Don’t worry, **Saepiroth** , I’ll catch you… and when I do… Innoculate XXII, I choose you! ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/46 "2002-04-03T04:45:18Z")
Ha! My clone army laughs at your mewling attempt at boasting. Clone#0, Clone#1, Clone#2, and the uber-clone, Clone#5 (unfortunately clones 3 and 4 suffered from assembly problems) will surround you and emit Revolting Cloud IV!!! ::Malaclypse the Elder sits back and watches a complete lack of fear dawn on his opponents faces:: _ahem_ ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/47 "2002-04-03T08:16:09Z")
Flertbert the double wookie robot monk here. Fear me and my Cone of Annoyance spell! Mwahhaahha!!! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/48 "2002-04-03T15:38:59Z")
I am Mermaid the Demicanadian Bastard Lunatic. I am at level 11. I too have the spectral oyster spell at my disposal but who here can brag about having both a grandiose arrow of happiness and a mythic bandolier of chaos? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/49 "2002-04-03T18:55:33Z")
lvl 44 and I’m seeking the Spectral Albatross. Fear my Nestor’s Bright Idea XVIII spell!! Envy my +20 Holy Gilded Magnetic Field!! ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/50 "2002-04-03T19:08:17Z")
I’m Trion, the Panda-Man Robot Monk. My motto is “But wait - -there’s more!” Anybofy else got a motto? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/51 "2002-04-03T21:46:10Z")
Well I am now at level 19 and I have more elemental porn lube and rubber golem balls than you can shake a +5 Vicious Lance at. My motto? “I am the ho at the bottom of the sea”. Give me a little time and I’ll think of something better. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/52 "2002-04-03T21:55:31Z")
level 48 now. you’ll never catch me! never! never! (bwa ha hah!) ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/53 "2002-04-03T22:14:47Z")
Thanks everyone, now my computer’s been taken over by a battle-felon crested dwarf. So far, he isn’t taking any prisoners. but he could use some clothes. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/54 "2002-04-03T22:19:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Trion \* > \*\*Anybofy else got a motto? \*\* “Death to the aristos” ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/55 "2002-04-04T00:33:46Z")
Zap Rowsdower is now up to level 45, in Act VI, and is looking downright spiffy in his +16 Festooned Diamond Mail Helm. He’s moved up to #12805 in the rankings. Yesterday he was in the 14,000s, and the day before in the 16,000s. Woo! ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/56 "2002-04-04T02:44:53Z")
I gotta say this is the most addicting amount of nothing I’ve ever not participated in. But damn, everyone, in the 40s already? All I have to say is, Fetch Me Progress! Deliver me The Killing Fields! ---
**Author:** ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/57 "2002-04-04T02:56:21Z")
Level 58 Demicanadian. **BOOYAH!** ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/58 "2002-04-04T06:14:54Z")
oh, you sonovabitch. what’s it’s name? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/59 "2002-04-04T16:56:13Z")
I just downloaded PQ yesterday and intend to leave it running 24/7. I can only do this offline because I would have to reactivate my firewall every 10 hours. I currently have a Level 27 Double Wookie Mu-Fu Monk named “Jahaziel”. Whoop, just gained a level! ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/60 "2002-04-04T17:43:56Z")
Just like the user review says, I haven’t looked at my monitor this much since I ran defrag! Level 27 and fetching a casket. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836.md?page=4)