# I executed 5 Demon Porn Elementals! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836 "2002-03-29T23:50:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/81 "2002-04-06T10:29:15Z")
A mere level 40, and just about to enter Act V. I am a killing machine, and what do they want me to do? “Deliver this bandage.” Too bad about those four sick Beef Giants who got in my way… Beef Giant - it’s what’s for dinner! ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/82 "2002-04-06T16:51:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Lightning \* > Also, I forgot to say earlier that I really wish the rankings were searchable by rank, so I could see how groovy I have to be to be in the top 5000, for example. They are, in a sort of roundabout way. If you go to the high scores page and hit the “next 10” button, the URL it gives you will look something like this: [http://progressquest.com/hi.php?min=20536&max=10](http://progressquest.com/hi.php?min=20536&max=10) See the part that says “min=20536”? Just change that number to wherever you want the listing to start. Right now, the character ranked 5000th is level 54. Oh, and I’m at level 37, #20517. Lost some ground yesterday when another program made my computer hang. It corrupted my save game file, but fortunately I had made a backup. I lost about 4 or 5 hours of progress, but at least I was able to recover my character. Let this be a wakeup call to everyone: back up your save game file! ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/83 "2002-04-06T17:05:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > I just downloaded PQ yesterday and intend to leave it running 24/7. I can only do this offline because I would have to reactivate my firewall every 10 hours. I don’t know if you know this, but you can start a game online, then continue playing while offline. I’m leaving my game running 24/7 too, but I’ve got a dial-up connection and it’s not practical to stay online 24/7. I just hit Ctrl-B to update my ranking whenever I get back online. Oh, and I also believe the rankings only go by level. I’ve noticed that when I’m offline, the only time the game tries to go online itself is when you level up. Also, I forgot to mention my character is Jet Jaguar, Battle-Finch Hunter Strangler. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/84 "2002-04-06T23:56:24Z")
I am currently ranked 22654 and at level 34, act III Some my favorite quests so far are: Seek the Ostenatious Arrow Seek the Grandious Gemstone Seek the filagrieed Tome My least favorite quests are Fetch me a bandaid Fetching/delivering coffins Anything having to do with an anvils. I swear on the Reverential Amethyst that if I have to fetch/deliver/seek one more fucking anvil… I am quite proud of my Holy Batpole level IV spell and I think The Eye of the Troglodyte spell is pretty nifty if you can pull it off but I don’t think I’m ever going to get used to all those Porn Elementals. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/85 "2002-04-12T02:59:20Z")
what? but porn elementals are the best part! especially Demon Porn Elementals! why, it’s a strange japanese fetish AND freudian at the same time! ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/86 "2002-04-12T03:47:18Z")
My god, it’s hypnotic watching those bars crawl across the screen. And the goodies you accumulate. And the monsters you kill–it’s so effortless. I’m going back to watch it some more. Bellwether the Double Wookie Inner Mason, just starting out at level 1 ---
**Author:** ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/87 "2002-04-12T03:51:26Z")
Level 60. Again, **Booyah!** That’s number 2042 in the standings, by the by. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/88 "2002-04-12T04:14:28Z")
Why do I have to keep fetching and delivering coins? Haven’t these people ever heard of banks? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/89 "2002-04-12T14:13:32Z")
Level 53, Low 7000’s, but I don’t think I have a chance in hell of catching **Grimmy**. Got a special on Eagle Scout Merit Badges right now… I just executed a nest of 9 Demonic Eagle Scouts… ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/90 "2002-04-12T14:31:51Z")
Boy - at Level 11, I am a mere sapling in a forest of Giant Sequoia’s… What Act are you chaps on? Gp ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/91 "2002-04-12T15:14:29Z")
I’ve finally made it to level 50, and would just like to say, “Look at the bones.” Act VIII, in which I unleash Rabbit Punch LXXI! ---
**Author:** ![white-tigeress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f475e1/32.png) [@white-tigeress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/white-tigeress)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/92 "2002-04-12T15:27:53Z")
Sorry but this game does nothing for me at all. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/93 "2002-04-12T16:39:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Sorry but this game does nothing for me at all. \*\* It’s not supposed to. It’s a joke, a parody, a satire of MMORPGs and the kinds of bhaviors that MMORPG addicts exhibit. The message boards at [www.Progressquest.com](http://www.Progressquest.com) are a scream, replete with discussions of the economics of ProgressQuest (how _does_ the shopkeeper maintain the market…? There are 60,000+ adventurers, each haulling mountains of obscure booty back to the shop, yet he always seems to have cash on hand, and just the nifty studded plasma whateveryouneed), flaming of newbies, “long-standing” fueds, and tips-n-hints. It’s a hoot! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/94 "2002-04-12T19:21:33Z")
Level 51 and under 10,000 in rank! Yes! (I could be a lot higher, but I have a tempermental computer that crashes a lot, and there have been times when I forgot to restart PQ when I re-booted. I’ve lost well over 24 hours this way.) ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/95 "2002-04-12T20:36:53Z")
Sick Sword (anyone get the refrence?) Enchanted Motorcycle Hunter Strangler Level 25 Act II “First We Find Shit, Then We Kill It” In the first four battles of my current quest (seek the grandiose tome) I got: The Ostentatious amythist of Envy The Cruciate Phial of Guile The Crystalline Sceptre of Despair and Rubber Golem Balls I have Slime Finger IX Gaze Upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. ---
**Author:** ![funkynige](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@funkynige](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funkynige)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/96 "2002-04-12T21:16:40Z")
Do a search for Turboo and that’s me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/97 "2002-04-12T21:20:58Z")
Currently, I’m up to level 49, Act VII. Ranked 12087 in the standings. I now believe the standings are determined by level and which Act you are working on. I’ve seen the program try to go online when you advance to the next act, as well as level up. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/98 "2002-04-12T21:41:00Z")
Ah, is the HoF finally back. Good to see it. Downtime gave WLight the chance to develop Eye of the Troglodyte LI and get to 800 Constitution. Y’all are in for a whippin’! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/99 "2002-04-12T23:47:09Z")
It’s back up? Excellent… Let’s see how ol’ Zap Rowsdower is doing… #7027. Lovely! Level 54, Act X, with a +43 Pronged Serrated Morning Star. It works so much better when you have both prongs _and_ serrations! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836/100 "2002-04-13T01:16:30Z")
[http://progressquest.com/hi.php?name=Runfart](http://progressquest.com/hi.php?name=Runfart) This is pc is slow. I started the char LAST WEEK. Anyone else notice that XP is really nickel-and-dime stuff? None of the beasts seems to give more than 12 XP, and that’s in the lower levels. No wonder is takes so blasted long to lvl. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-executed-5-demon-porn-elementals/100836.md?page=6)