# I feel bad for this guy. **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [April 5, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472 "2006-04-05T21:18:05Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P) #### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/1 "2006-04-05T21:18:05Z")
I was in a clinic and they had a big sign up welcoming a new doctor. The sign read ```auto We are pleased to welcome the following physician: Anil Warrier, M.D. Rhumatatology ``` ---
### Author: ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic) #### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/2 "2006-04-05T21:31:45Z")
He should have been a proctologist. ---
### Author: ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67) #### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/3 "2006-04-05T21:34:25Z")
If only he were a proctologist – then you could feel bad for his patients! (ba-dum bum) ---
### Author: ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston) #### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/4 "2006-04-05T21:34:47Z")
[obvious joke] Could be worse…he could’ve been a proctologist. [/obvious joke] ---
### Author: ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston) #### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/5 "2006-04-05T21:37:30Z")
\ Ahhh…new meme smell. ---
### Author: ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67) #### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/6 "2006-04-05T21:37:41Z")
Curse you, **Diogenes**! Note to self: Always finish SDMB replies BEFORE answering incoming e-mail from clients about new projects) (On preview: \ Beat ya, **Hal**! 😛 \) ---
### Author: ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever) #### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/7 "2006-04-05T21:40:05Z")
What’s wrong, **Scarlett** , end up coming behind **Hal**? ---
### Author: ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67) #### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/8 "2006-04-05T21:53:15Z")
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### Author: ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/9 "2006-04-06T00:35:32Z")
Why do you suppose he’s not a proctologist? [sub]d & r[/sub] ---
### Author: ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/10 "2006-04-06T00:47:06Z")
It’s like the first doctor ever to keep his porn film name when he finished Med school. ---
### Author: ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/11 "2006-04-06T00:56:53Z")
It’d be funny if he was a proctologist, huh? ---
### Author: ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/12 "2006-04-06T05:53:57Z")
It was a million to one chance, doc, a million to one! ---
### Author: ![the\_only\_bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b2d939/32.png) [@the\_only\_bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_only_bunny) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/13 "2006-04-06T06:05:45Z")
I don’t believe thats his real name. ---
### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/14 "2006-04-06T06:11:12Z")
> [@the only bunny](#): > > I don’t believe thats his real name. [Here’s his bio and picture.](http://www.ah.com/ProvInfo.asp?PRID=4103) ---
### Author: ![the\_only\_bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b2d939/32.png) [@the\_only\_bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_only_bunny) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/15 "2006-04-06T06:29:07Z")
Almost as bad as the Dr. Richard Head. ---
### Author: ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/16 "2006-04-06T08:36:41Z")
“Anil” is a common Indian name. What I don’t understand is why no-one’s commented on how he might have been a proctologist. 😕 ---
### Author: ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/17 "2006-04-06T09:00:39Z")
There was this assistant professor at a university in Singapore whose name was something like Chew Shit Fun (which actually makes complete sense in Hokkien - it’s simply the transcription that could use work). ---
### Author: ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/18 "2006-04-06T11:31:32Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > [Here’s his bio and picture.](http://www.ah.com/ProvInfo.asp?PRID=4103) Thank you, that looks much better then the picture I took with my cell phone. ---
### Author: ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/19 "2006-04-06T11:41:46Z")
> [@the only bunny](#): > > Almost as bad as the Dr. Richard Head. Almost as bad as [A. Cockburn, Urologist](http://www.stpetersburgtimes.com/2004/01/12/Business/Malpractice_malady__l.shtml) from our area. It’s a pity the guy in the OP wasn’t a proctologist, that would have been really funny. ---
### Author: ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun) #### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472/20 "2006-04-06T12:32:32Z")
My ophthalmologist’s name was Dr. Light. And my dad went to a guy named Dr. Breakbone. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-bad-for-this-guy/351472.md?page=2)