# "I feel like chicken tonight! like chicken toniiiight" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157 "2002-11-22T15:29:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/1 "2002-11-22T15:29:39Z")
Shoot me. God I hate jingles. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/2 "2002-11-22T15:31:20Z")
ah come on put a smile on! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/3 "2002-11-22T15:40:41Z")
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/4 "2002-11-22T15:44:02Z")
Byyyyyyyy Mennen. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/5 "2002-11-22T15:52:48Z")
Get a little closer Don’t be shy. Get a little closer With Solid Extra Dry! ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/6 "2002-11-22T16:02:21Z")
I can bring home the bacon fry it up in a pan And never, ever let you forget you’re a man Cause I’m a woman… ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/7 "2002-11-22T16:05:44Z")
Hey, are you READY FOR SOME FOOOOOOOTBAAAAAALLLL!!! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/8 "2002-11-22T16:21:19Z")
Sometimes you feel like a nut Sometimes you don’t! ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/9 "2002-11-22T16:27:32Z")
We’re Beatrice. The older folks will get it. ---
**Author:** ![Haywood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Haywood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haywood)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/10 "2002-11-22T16:34:43Z")
Lectric shaaaaaave Timex, it took a licking and keeps on ticking Just as the mother jackalope protects her young, so too, does Mutual of Omaha protect the policy holders ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/11 "2002-11-22T16:37:25Z")
I hate to say I get it, **JC**. :: cue Bob Seger :: Like a rock! ---
**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/12 "2002-11-22T16:37:51Z")
“I feel like drinkin tonight! like drinkin toniiiight!” Did you here what one lesbian frog said to another? “They’re right. We DO taste like chicken!” Thankyou, I’ll be here all week ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/13 "2002-11-22T16:37:52Z")
When you eat your Smarties, Do you eat the red ones last? Do you suck them very slowly, Or crunch them very fast? Who the hell _sucks_ Smarties? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/14 "2002-11-22T16:42:40Z")
JC: aaahh!!! Flashbacks to the Olympics (what year was that?)! My balogna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R my balogna has a second name, it’s M-E-Y-E-R ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/15 "2002-11-22T16:46:26Z")
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BODYFORM! Shaped for comfort, Shaped for confidence, bodyformed for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/16 "2002-11-22T16:46:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*JC: aaahh!!! Flashbacks to the Olympics (what year was that?)! > My balogna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R > my balogna has a second name, it’s M-E-Y-E-R \*\* Ooooooh, I love to eat it everyday And if you ask me why I’ll saaaaaayyyyyyyyy … 'Cause Oscar Meyer has way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A Aaaawww, Saturday morning memories. sniff… ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/17 "2002-11-22T16:48:54Z")
By the way, wasn’t it M-A-Y-E-R? I’m feeling to lazy to Google that right now (It’s Friday evening, I’m about to go home, and I’ve already had three beers at our office social event) ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/18 "2002-11-22T16:57:40Z")
Oh there is a terrible commercial that I love to hate that must have been made for about $500. It starts out with this guy complaining: “My feet are so sweaty my wife calls me swampfoot” Just brutally bad and underproduced. God I love it ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/19 "2002-11-22T17:05:53Z")
a little dab’ll do ya. anyone old enough to remember it? ---
**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/20 "2002-11-22T17:09:30Z")
> [@](#): > > a little dab’ll do ya. “They’ll love to run their fingers throught your hair!!” Brylcreem, AKA that greasy skid stuff [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157.md?page=2)