# "I feel like chicken tonight! like chicken toniiiight" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157 "2002-11-22T15:29:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/21 "2002-11-22T17:10:47Z")
N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best… Choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooc-late ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/22 "2002-11-22T17:12:51Z")
“They’re GRR-RRR-RRR-EAT!” (voiced, of course, by the wonderful bass voice of Thurl Ravenscroft, who is STILL voicing Tony the Tiger after more than 50 years.) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/23 "2002-11-22T17:13:29Z")
_Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce…_ ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/24 "2002-11-22T17:13:29Z")
_Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce…_ ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/25 "2002-11-22T17:15:10Z")
plop plop, fizz fizz… ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/26 "2002-11-22T17:15:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > **N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best…** I LOVED that one! It was so pretty! ---
**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/27 "2002-11-22T17:20:40Z")
> [@](#): > > plop plop, fizz fizz… “oh what a relief it is…” Which of course leads to: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!” and “Mama Mia that’s a spicy meatball!” ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/28 "2002-11-22T17:22:37Z")
Ancient Chinese Secret ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/29 "2002-11-22T17:24:43Z")
Anyone remember Noxema’s shaving cream ad? “Take it off…take it _all_ off.” That ad, remembered from my youth, marks the dawning of my appreciation of how sex can be used to sell a product. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/30 "2002-11-22T17:43:38Z")
You were just a me-too tag along tom-boy making a scene. Then I turned around and found a homecoming queen! Little Sister! You know I’m gonna miss her! Cause we grew up together…McDonald’s and you Top that! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/31 "2002-11-22T17:44:42Z")
Re: the OP. “Poodle - the other white meat.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/32 "2002-11-22T17:54:22Z")
Max: I’d top it if I recognized it. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/33 "2002-11-22T17:54:34Z")
What walks down stairs alone or in pairs and makes a slinkety sound? A spring! A spring! Everyone knows it’s slinky! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/34 "2002-11-22T17:56:11Z")
I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect haaaarmonnny… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/35 "2002-11-22T17:57:44Z")
Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/36 "2002-11-22T17:59:45Z")
I know, let’s get Mikey to try it. ! ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/37 "2002-11-22T18:00:31Z")
Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a… Here’s a new IPANA… ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/38 "2002-11-22T18:09:56Z")
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute, Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that’s in it. Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean. ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/39 "2002-11-22T18:28:26Z")
I’m a pepper, you’re a pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/40 "2002-11-22T18:33:26Z")
You people are nuts. Then again, I am too. “fresh goes better, with Mentos for fresher, fuller life!” [I think that’s what they said…] “Mentos, the Freshmaker.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157.md?page=3)