# "I feel like chicken tonight! like chicken toniiiight" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157 "2002-11-22T15:29:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/41 "2002-11-22T18:41:12Z")
I’m Billy Mays… ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/42 "2002-11-22T18:58:30Z")
Gimme a break, giiiimme a break break me offa piece of that Kit-Kat Bar! IT’S NOT OATMEAL! ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/43 "2002-11-22T19:08:29Z")
So kiss a little longer, hold tight a little longer, give your breath long-lasting freshness, with Big Red! There’s always room for J-E-L-L-O! The unsinkable taste of Cheerios, not a lot of sugar to weigh down those Cheerios. Look how they float! No keepin’ 'em down! No, he can’t She can’t You can’t sink the unsinkable taste of Cheerios! Ch-ch-cheerie, cheerie, Cheerios! and of course… Na-bis-co! (ping!) ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/44 "2002-11-22T19:18:34Z")
I’msorry Opal,but I remember that chicken jingle from when I was like,3!I wonder if I could download itoff the computer… ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/45 "2002-11-22T19:48:21Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m a pepper, you’re a pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too? I liked _Saturday Night Live’s_ version better. ---
**Author:** ![sj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@sj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sj2)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/46 "2002-11-22T20:13:52Z")
Momma’s got the magic of Clorox bleach. Thank you to the makers of Replay TV. I’ll never here that jingle again. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/47 "2002-11-22T21:23:13Z")
Here’s one that scares even me. I can’t believe I remember this one… The fun is back, oh yessiree, It’s the 2600 from Atari. It’s the video system with classics galore, From Space Invaders to cars that roar. A real hip joystick controls the screen, Solaris is hot, and Midnight Magic’s mean. One more thing…it’s got a special low price. Under 50 bucks…50 BUCKS!!!..now isn’t that nice. The fun is back, oh yessiree, It’s the 2600 from Atari. [sub]I still have no idea where that came from. Should I be worried?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/48 "2002-11-22T21:57:06Z")
“We’re gonna make aaaaa…_hot cereal lover_ out of you!” “Out of me?” “Out of you!” “Out of him?” “Mm-hmm.” (Is anyone else creeped out by the dancing chicken in the “Chicken tonight” ad? I have a real problem with animals that advertise themselves as food.) ---
**Author:** ![SylverOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SylverOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SylverOne)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/49 "2002-11-22T22:08:22Z")
I’m stuck on BandAids, 'cause BandAids stuck on me! ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/50 "2002-11-22T22:14:25Z")
Don’t hate me for this one… Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meeeee Oooowwwww! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/51 "2002-11-22T22:16:05Z")
Then again, I am coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/52 "2002-11-22T22:19:58Z")
“Hold the pickles hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way…” or the cover version done for the BK Chicken sandwich “Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk,bawk, baaaawwk, bawk,” ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/53 "2002-11-23T02:09:13Z")
The fries have got a certain … Wessonality! ---
**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/54 "2002-11-23T02:27:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Don’t hate me for this one… I hate you… ---
**Author:** ![sniglet999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@sniglet999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sniglet999)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/55 "2002-11-23T02:47:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rubes \* > \*\*Oh there is a terrible commercial that I love to hate that must have been made for about $500. It starts out with this guy complaining: > > “My feet are so sweaty my wife calls me swampfoot” > > Just brutally bad and underproduced. God I love it \*\* “Mah Ahrthrahtis hurts so much I cahnt lift this pahn.” (Lifting cast iron skillet a good three inches off the table.) ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/56 "2002-11-23T02:55:43Z")
A whisle a wink and Wildroot! Hey Maybelle, Black Label! It’s whats up front that counts. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/57 "2002-11-23T03:08:10Z")
I’m stuck on the new Toby Keith ads for Ford: I’m a Ford Truck man That’s what I drive I ain’t got no boundaries I don’t compromise! I’d rather walk ten miles And be down on my luck Than ride around the corner In another kinda pick up truck Ain’t no doubt my king of the mountain’s Built Ford tough! I sing along evrey time. So embarrassing. ---
**Author:** ![tygre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@tygre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tygre)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/58 "2002-11-23T03:09:03Z")
Raise your hand… Raise your hand if you’re suuuuure ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/59 "2002-11-23T03:19:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tupug Anachi \* > \*\*Don’t hate me for this one… > > Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meeeee Oooowwwww! 😃 \*\* \*\*Tupug Anachi \*\*, you really need that vacation, don’t you. ---
**Author:** ![SparrowHawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@SparrowHawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SparrowHawk)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/60 "2002-11-23T03:47:33Z")
“And you wake up in the morning too-oo-oo Philadelphia brand cream cheeeeese.” That was the whole commercial. Short, simple and to the point. I like that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157.md?page=4)