# "I feel like chicken tonight! like chicken toniiiight" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157 "2002-11-22T15:29:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/61 "2002-11-23T03:54:00Z")
**NOOOOT THICK ENOUGH!!!** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/62 "2002-11-23T03:55:13Z")
Dog: “What’s that say? I can’t read! Please, please give me what’s in the bag. Chewy, yummy, smoky BACON. Num num num num num.” Human: “No, it’s (something) bacon strips. Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon.” Dog: “It’s bacon!” This one I’ve never heard outside of Chicago: “588-2300 Empiiiiiiiiiire!” ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/63 "2002-11-23T04:09:52Z")
“The meatball spaghetti you can eat with a spoon! UH-OH! Spaghetti-O’s!” [sub]God, I saw that in black and white, just now, in my _head_…![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![MilTan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@MilTan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MilTan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/64 "2002-11-23T04:27:24Z")
“The best part of waking up is Folger’s in your cup” (I loved Rockapella’s rendition of that. Possibly one of my favorite commercials ever) ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/65 "2002-11-23T04:37:35Z")
Oh, dear, I guess I’ll just have to show my age: I’d like to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony I’d like to buy the world a Coke And keep it company (It’s the Real Thing) Have a pow-pow-powerful good-good feeling with Cheer-Cheer-Cheer-i-ooooo-ohs! (Repeat: Powerful good feeling - Cheerios!) We love baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet! Hershey is…the Great American Great American Chocolate Bar! Ban and sportswear, Ban and dresswear, Ban whether your wearing Cotton or cashmere! If you care you’ll bother - Don’t wear one without the other! There are more on this [site](http://dt.prohosting.com/70s/adulttv/adulttv.html). ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/66 "2002-11-23T06:45:22Z")
Hey, who remembers Mellow Roast? _It’s so fine, bein’ here with you, relaxin’, gettin’ mellow_ - as the near-comatose thirtysomethings sip their watered-down coffee on a tropical beach somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/67 "2002-11-23T06:59:44Z")
Great Balls of Commmmforrrttt! It was some shavin’ cream, and I think Farrah Fawcett lala-ing over the Balls… ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/68 "2002-11-23T07:09:40Z")
You’re not straight, You’re not flat! Why settle for a maxi that’s only that?! [sub]My friends and I got a lot of amusement out of the double meanings in that one back in high school[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/69 "2002-11-23T14:01:08Z")
What? People in Minnesota don’t like cats??? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/70 "2002-11-24T02:01:43Z")
Cats are fine to have around if your snowed in. Taste like chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/71 "2002-11-24T05:23:16Z")
Ooooh. It was a parody of a _slinky_ commercial. Now I get it. Thank you, **Shirley** What rolls down stairs, and comes in pairs, rolls over your neighbor’s dog? It’s good for a snack, and fits on your back, it’s log, log, LOG. It’s log, it’s log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood. It’s log, it’s looog, it’s better than bad, it’s good! ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/72 "2002-11-24T09:17:40Z")
I can’t believe no one’s mentioned this one yet: _Double your pleasure, double your fun, With Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint gum!_ ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/73 "2002-11-24T16:51:21Z")
Speaking of tasting like chicken, anybody remember the old Shake and Bake commercial with the little girl who said "And I hay-elped! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/74 "2002-11-24T16:59:36Z")
_It’s not how long you make it, it’s **how** you make it long!_ [sub]Yes, that was from a real TV or radio commercial (can’t remember which).[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/75 "2002-11-24T17:01:18Z")
_Stronger than dirt, new Ajax Laundry detergent is stronger than dirt_ ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/76 "2002-11-24T17:56:33Z")
Dox-i DAN, Dox-i-DAN, when nature needs a helping hand. Get over-night releif with Dox-i-DAN. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/77 "2002-11-25T15:32:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SilkyThreat \* > \*\*“The meatball spaghetti you can eat with a spoon! > UH-OH! Spaghetti-O’s!” > > [sub]God, I saw that in black and white, just now, in my _head_…![/sub] \*\* [nitpick] …“neat, round spaghetti…” Hence, Spghetti- **O’s**. Just in case I ever run in to ya and we get into a jingle sing-a-long, I want us to be on the same page 🙂 [/nitpick] ---
**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/78 "2002-11-25T19:28:55Z")
What makes everything so LIPSMACKIn SO LIPSMACKIN oh oh oh Goooood Cool whips the one With real creamy taste Cool whips the one! ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/79 "2002-11-25T19:49:00Z")
“…you’re soaking in it” ----Madge for Palmolive ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/80 "2002-11-25T19:59:37Z")
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