# "I feel like chicken tonight! like chicken toniiiight"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 22, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157 "2002-11-22T15:29:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/81 "2002-11-25T20:00:25Z")

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Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs  
What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?  
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks.  
Tought kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox  
Love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs  
The dog kids love to bite!

Take Sominex tonight and sleep,  
Safe and restful sleep, sleep, sleeeeeeeeeep.

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**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/82 "2002-11-25T20:25:27Z")

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I’m gonna wash that gray right outta my hair

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**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/83 "2002-11-25T20:37:42Z")

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…I will stand upon my head until my ears are turning red, Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal. - Hi folks, I’m Cal Worthington and this is (pick any animal) my dog Spot."

…And away go troubles - down the drain.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/84 "2002-11-25T20:38:06Z")

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“Don’t cook tonight,  
call Chicken Delite!”

“Winston tastes good  
like a cigarette should.”

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/85 "2002-11-25T21:13:04Z")

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I’ve fallen… and I can’t get UP!!!

(I know, not really a jingle… but always fun.)

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-like-chicken-tonight-like-chicken-toniiiight/138157/86 "2002-11-25T21:18:03Z")

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“If they could see me now,  
Out on a funship cruise…”

It’s not a commercial, ladies and gentlemen, it’s pure entertainment. Why in Hell did Reeg ever let her go?!?

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