# I feel so dirty **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 2, 2004, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927 "2004-08-02T04:31:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/21 "2004-08-03T02:16:21Z")
> [@Mauvaise](#): > > Anyone remember the X-Men cartoon from the 90’s? I always thought Gambit was kinda hot. :o Aw, you’re just sayin’ that because Rogue had the hots for him, too. (And, BTW, I wouldn’t kick the Rogue character from this cartoon out of bed for eating crackers, either. Er … assuming that her life-draining power had been neutralized, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/22 "2004-08-03T02:17:09Z")
> [@Saltire](#): > > Anson Williams, he with the almost-as-surprising-as-Jim-Neighbors singing voice. Oh my god. THis is how deep my shame lies: I would sell my mother to fuck Ralph Malph. I’m shaking as I type this. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/23 "2004-08-03T02:24:36Z")
> [@The Asbestos Mango](#): > > I always thought Potsie was kind of cute, can’t remember the name of the guy who played him… Me too. Even worse… when I was younger (MUCH MUCH younger). I had a crush on Gopher. :: runs away in shame :: ---
**Author:** ![The\_27th\_Evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ebca7d/32.png) [@The\_27th\_Evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_27th_Evil)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/24 "2004-08-03T02:27:14Z")
Inuyasha. So so yummy., but that whole human/ fictional hanyou thing could cause a problem or two. Can’t stand her personality or acting, but Angelina Jolie. Da-yum! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/25 "2004-08-03T02:30:12Z")
> [@legion](#): > > As for cartoon characters, I always thought Wilma Flintstone was hot. I don’t hold out much hope for anything developing between us though as I doubt she would _ever_ leave Fred. LISTER: Do you think Wilma’s sexy? CAT: Wilma Flintstone is the sexiest woman who ever lived? LISTER: What about Betty? CAT: [thinks a minute] I’d _go_ with Betty, but I’d be thinking of Wilma. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/26 "2004-08-03T02:31:41Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > In the thread about lesbian stand-up comics, I was going to mention my bottomless infatuation with Judy Gold, who is unavailable to me for so many, many reason, the absolute least of which being the fact that she’s a lesbian. She’s also, as far as lesbian stand-ups go, neither the most attractive nor the funniest. I mean, she’s no Ellen DeGeneris. But, Judy’s my girl. At least she actually exsists, which means I’ve got that much more of a chance with her than, say, **legion** does with Wilma Flintstone. I’ve always had a thing for Ellen! (And yes, I’m a guy. ☹ ) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/27 "2004-08-03T02:33:43Z")
I’ve also lusted after Winona Ryder ever since _Beetlejuice_ – and what was she then, 13? :o ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/28 "2004-08-03T02:35:30Z")
As for cartoon characters – man, that Kim Possible is hot! 😃 Call me a cradle-robber, but I’d take her over Jessica Rabbit any day! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/29 "2004-08-03T02:37:32Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > I’ve also lusted after Winona Ryder ever since _Beetlejuice_ – and what was she then, 13? :o 16 or 17. 15 at the inside. She was born in '71, Beetlejuice was released in '88. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/30 "2004-08-03T02:54:00Z")
> [@captaindoesnotlikeyou](#): > > And on the show Daria…her best friend’s brother…whatever his name was…he was damn sexy. Trent. ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/31 "2004-08-03T03:06:48Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > I’ve always had a thing for Ellen! > > (And yes, I’m a guy. ☹ ) There is more than one reason I really like Elvira Kurt. ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/32 "2004-08-03T12:26:34Z")
I’ll fess up to my secret shame. Robin Hood. The cartoon fox Robin Hood, from the Disney movie. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/33 "2004-08-03T12:59:28Z")
Omaha the cat dancer. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/34 "2004-08-03T18:49:01Z")
The guy who played Gomez in Addams Family. Big time. Also the Robin Hood fox in Disney’s Robin Hood. Can’t think of anything else now, but I’ll keep trying. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/35 "2004-08-05T00:36:12Z")
> [@Peter Morris](#): > > Omaha the cat dancer. I second that motion! 🙂 (Why don’t we have a horny, drooling smiley on this board?) ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/36 "2004-08-05T00:59:12Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > The guy who played Gomez in Addams Family. John Astin or Raul Julia? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/37 "2004-08-05T01:12:01Z")
I’d do either Gomez! Also, the fourth Doctor, played by Tom Baker. A plain man, but when he smiles, with those big teeth, I just melt. ---
**Author:** ![Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kneepants_Erasmus_the_Humanist)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927/38 "2004-08-05T01:30:29Z")
> [@The Asbestos Mango](#): > > That would be Donnie Most, playing Ralph Malph. Yes–Thank you. **Lissener** , I thought I was the only one. Another one I just thought of is not embarrassing because it’s a cartoon character: I have tried to watch the movie Metropolis a dozen times because it’s a great classic…and so important…and blah blah. Unfortunately, I never notice the quality of the movie itself because, as I watch it, all I can think of is how jaw-droppingly, mind-numbingly beautiful Gustav Fröhlich was. I pay attention to nothing else. I got all bothered just seeing pictures of him as I was trying to find the correct spelling of his name. Eh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-feel-so-dirty/257927.md?page=1)