I fell eight or nine feet

[AncientHumanoid]

@Johnny_L.A

I glued the pot back together today.

Glue sniffing pot fixer.

[Duckster]

@AncientHumanoid

Glue sniffing pot fixer.

Remember, Johnny L.A. is living in Washington State.

[gigi]

@StGermain

Anyone else reminded of this classic post by the late ChiefScott? The original was posted some time around 2000 and is probably one of the reasons why I still pay for a membership.

Wow. Thank you for sharing that one. Wow.

[Man_With_a_Cat]

Truth. 9 can kill. 8 is typically just a sprain.

@Joey_P

Well, which one was it? 8 feet or 9 feet IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.

The story is so lacking in details, how do we even know it happened.

Jan 2000, only 50,000 posts. I smell a troll.
Time to go see if you’ve posted this on a bunch of other message boards.
[obligatory “I’m joking” in case a humorless mod doesn’t think I’m kidding]
And just to be serious, you have to be careful. Doesn’t take much. I fell about 8 inches and ended up in surgery to fix the cartilage I tore.