# I felt a great disturbance in the force (Star Wars Kinect)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [April 2, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644 "2012-04-02T23:33:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author: ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/21 "2012-04-04T15:26:10Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> My view is that it _would_ be hilarious, if it were fan-made content like Robot Chicken. But it has no place in officially-licensed material.

You probably want to stay away from the various Lego Star Wars games then.

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### Author: ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/22 "2012-04-04T15:33:36Z")

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> [@amanset](#):
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> The reason why? Far too precious about their little Star Wars and having absolutely no sense of humour.

Ironically enough, you seem to be the most humorless poster in this thread.

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### Author: ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/23 "2012-04-04T15:37:50Z")

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Part of the problem is Lucas has been inconsistent about what’s ‘canon’ for Star Wars, but generally speaking Lucasfilm/arts-approved stuff is canon, so an approved game that shows beloved characters acting wildly out-of-character is a shock.

Compounding that is that the two dance-offs I’ve seen videos of take place at very serious times in the characters’ lives. On Cloud City, Lando betrays Han and aids Vader in capturing him in carbonite. It’s a terrible scene in the movie which highlights the helplessness of the hero, the cold depths of the villain, and the shame and frustration of the guy caught in between. In Jabba’s Palace, the strong female lead is held captive, forced to dress up in skimpy clothes, and possibly forced to do other things off-screen that were implied but never shown. Sad nerd fantasies aside, it’s an objectification of a confident and competent female character by a thoroughly repulsive being.

And in both cases, the gravity of the situation and plight of the hero is completely ignored for a freaking dance-off. What the hell.

That all said, for me it’s just pure cognitive dissonance. Once I got over that, I’m just putting this in the same bucket as Lego Star Wars. It’s not meant to be taken seriously, it’s not meant to be canon, it’s just a goofy game using the Star Wars brand to sell itself. If there is a difference between this and Lego Star Wars, it’s that the Lego series is an affectionate parody; it makes fun of while respecting the source. This just blatantly uses the source material without respect. But while I love Star Wars to death, it’s not sacred, and I have to admit this whole thing is funny as hell.

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### Author: ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/24 "2012-04-04T18:37:02Z")

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As a lifelong star wars fan, I have consulted the Yoda bobble-head on my desk, and he agrees with me\*: This is pure awesome, and anyone doesn’t agree needs an infusion of sense-of-humor-chlorians.

(\*I asked him if he agreed, then tapped his head and he nodded.)

This dance sequence won’t be in TESB-3D, It’s just a silly game, don’t get your gold bikini in a bunch.

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### Author: ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/25 "2012-04-04T18:40:53Z")

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> [@gonzoron](#):
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> This dance sequence won’t be in TESB-3D, It’s just a silly game, don’t get your gold bikini in a bunch.

I dunno man. Two words: [Jedi Rocks](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY6LfpGHjeA). (Which is actually a pretty bitchin’ song when you take it out of context.)

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### Author: ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/26 "2012-04-04T20:55:22Z")

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I guess I might be misinterpreting this. Is this supposed to be a Star Wars game that just happens to be Kinect, or is it supposed to be a Kinect game that just happens to be Star Wars?

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### Author: ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/27 "2012-04-04T22:48:55Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I guess I might be misinterpreting this. Is this supposed to be a Star Wars game that just happens to be Kinect, or is it supposed to be a Kinect game that just happens to be Star Wars?

It’s a Star Wars game created to sell the Kinect. It’s really just a bundle of either various games or mini-games, depending on how charitable you want to be, each of which is designed to showcase the Kinect. Kind of like Wii Sports, just Star Wars-themed. Nobody’s talking about the lightsaber part of the game, since that’s what everyone expected and wanted and is having fun with (I imagine). It’s the dancing that seemingly came out of left field.

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### Author: ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/28 "2012-04-04T23:50:11Z")

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And you get to be a Rancor! Grr! Arg!

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### Author: ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/29 "2012-04-05T05:12:21Z")

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Wait, I thought that was the sound made by a mutant enemy, not a rancor.

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### Author: ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2012, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/30 "2012-04-05T05:25:06Z")

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Damn, that Han Solo is a pimp. The dancing part looks like a lot of fun.

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### Author: ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2012, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/31 "2012-04-05T06:39:25Z")

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By the way, your mind hasn’t been truly broken until you’ve seen [Palpatine](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lvAG2D7SvCo) getting his groove on. This is fantastic.

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### Author: ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2012, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/32 "2012-04-05T07:38:05Z")

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Hell, I’ll admit it. The dancing parts are way better than the prequels.

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### Author: ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2012, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-star-wars-kinect/617644/33 "2012-04-05T08:35:31Z")

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> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> Ironically enough, you seem to be the most humorless poster in this thread.

One of two that can see that the Han Solo vid was funny.

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