# I finally figured it out

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-figured-it-out/9437
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 17, 1999, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-figured-it-out/9437 "1999-10-17T15:14:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [October 17, 1999, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-figured-it-out/9437/1 "1999-10-17T15:14:00Z")

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If you post on the weekends, you’re not gonna get many responses. as kellibelli’s survey shows, most Dopers post from work.

What can I say, I’m blond.

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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### Author: ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)
#### Post date: [October 18, 1999, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-figured-it-out/9437/2 "1999-10-18T01:38:00Z")

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Hey, I resemble that remark!

– Another blonde

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### Author: ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)
#### Post date: [October 18, 1999, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-figured-it-out/9437/3 "1999-10-18T04:27:00Z")

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Most page-per-day desk calendars (like comic strips, quote-of-the-day, sports trivia, etc) have a combination Saturday / Sunday page.

Not so with Dilbert desk calendars. They know perfectly well the target audience is at the desk every time the sun comes up.

Is there a Straight Dope desk calendar? Would it have two columns every Monday, just to counteract the first Wall Street Journal of the week?

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“You can’t tell me what sucks!” - Beavis, a true Objectivist

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### Author: ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [October 18, 1999, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-figured-it-out/9437/4 "1999-10-18T10:36:00Z")

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It is now Monday. Here’s your first workday reply. You may now resume your normal day.

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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_