# I Finally Had Sex Again!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263 "2004-12-17T03:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/1 "2004-12-17T03:19:21Z")
So, after two years, nine months and some odd days of my wife leaving me I finally had sex again! Woohoo!! Go me! God, I know I’m going to regret posting but right now I am in such a state of euphoria that I really don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/2 "2004-12-17T03:21:01Z")
Was it just once? For 20 minutes? With a girl named Marianas? (Okay, I’ll stop. And you’re going to love yourself in the morning for this. 😃 But good on you, mate. ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/3 "2004-12-17T03:22:36Z")
Are you masterbating like a motherfuck? Wooooooooooooooooooooo! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/4 "2004-12-17T03:22:52Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Was it just once? For 20 minutes? With a girl named Marianas? As long as he went deep, it’s ok. 😃 Go ahead and thump your chest. Um…she _has_ left…right? ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/5 "2004-12-17T03:25:26Z")
Poor rabbit… … shakes head, shakes head… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/6 "2004-12-17T03:27:20Z")
Did she charge? If not, congratulations. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/7 "2004-12-17T03:31:55Z")
Congratulations! I am unwillingly sex-free for almost 6 months now. I hope to soon join you in the exclusive club whose members are knows as “people-who-are-getting-laid”. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/8 "2004-12-17T04:01:26Z")
Um, was she still in the room with you when you posted that? Because if so, and you’re immediately hopping out of bed to post onto an internet message board, then I think I might have a possible explanation for why it’s been so long between incidents… ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/9 "2004-12-17T04:03:09Z")
::Looks around:: Unfortunatley she left. And no she didn’t charge [sup]_much_[/sup]. Just kidding. No she is a wonderful that I am deeply enamored and in love with. I’m glad my first time back in the saddle again was with her. Ahhhh, love. It sucks when you can’t be with the one you love. I wish I could have held her forever. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/10 "2004-12-17T04:04:11Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > As long as he went deep, it’s ok. 😃 > > Go ahead and thump your chest. > > Um…she _has_ left…right? Yeah if the thread title had said “I’m finally having sex again!” I might have been alarmed. ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/11 "2004-12-17T04:11:37Z")
go You!!! :d ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/12 "2004-12-17T04:12:50Z")
Ah crap… Go you! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/13 "2004-12-17T04:39:04Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > Congratulations! > > I am unwillingly sex-free for almost 6 months now. I hope to soon join you in the exclusive club whose members are knows as “people-who-are-getting-laid”. Ditto. One of the downsides to an _awesome_ sexual episode is the loooooong dry spell that follows it ☹ One of the problems of being single I guess. I don’t know where all the other single guys are finding their nookie, but damned if I can find it 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/14 "2004-12-17T04:42:28Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > Ditto. One of the downsides to an _awesome_ sexual episode is the loooooong dry spell that follows it ☹ > > One of the problems of being single I guess. I don’t know where all the other single guys are finding their nookie, but damned if I can find it 😛 It’s probably under the couch cushions. ---
**Author:** ![Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo_ate_my_hamster)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/15 "2004-12-17T04:51:29Z")
Congratulations. So I beleive that I’m still in the lead with my 3+ years of partially unwilling sexual abstinence. Now I be damned if I know which smiley to use. 😃 or ☹ Disclaimer: for the definition of sex please consult the former US president’s Dictionary of Oral Activities. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/16 "2004-12-17T04:56:01Z")
Damnit! I forgot about the contest. Oh well. [Kramer] I’M OUT!! [/Kramer] ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/17 "2004-12-17T05:47:11Z")
Where’d you meet her? Wow… I don’t remember the last time I had sex before midnight. I miss relationships. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/18 "2004-12-17T06:04:45Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > So, after two years, nine months and some odd days of my wife leaving me I finally had sex again! Woohoo!! Go me! > > God, I know I’m going to regret posting but right now I am in such a state of euphoria that I really don’t care. Um, you do know that it’s only called “sex” if there’s more than one person involved, right? ---
**Author:** ![saturnine0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@saturnine0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saturnine0)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/19 "2004-12-17T07:12:38Z")
Good job! (asking wife) last time for me was Friday. but I understand the difficulties with coming back. Enjoy? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/20 "2004-12-17T16:10:59Z")
> [@](#): > > (asking wife) last time for me was Friday. Uhm, **saturnine0** , today _is_ Friday. Either you have a lousy memory and forgot you had sex this morning (which I doubt, as your wife would have killed you for asking) or you’re due (which is _potentially_ a good thing). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263.md?page=2)