# I Finally Had Sex Again!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263 "2004-12-17T03:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/21 "2004-12-17T19:27:43Z")
> [@saturnine0](#): > > Good job! I doubt it. After two years, it was probably more like an air burst, followed by a rimshot, before finally scoring a direct hit. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/22 "2004-12-17T20:46:16Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > Um, you do know that itā€™s only called ā€œsexā€ if thereā€™s more than one person involved, right? Yeah like a person could go 2 years 9 months plus and still be Master of Their Domain. :dubious: šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/23 "2004-12-17T20:46:25Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > No she is a wonderful that I am deeply enamored and in love with. Huh? Did you just call her a twat? Kidding! **Amp** , Iā€™m really happy for you and Iā€™d imagine there was no doubt in her mind you were really, really, really enjoying the experience. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/24 "2004-12-18T00:13:11Z")
> [@Torgo ate my hamster](#): > > Congratulations. So I beleive that Iā€™m still in the lead with my 3+ years of partially unwilling sexual abstinence. Now I be damned if I know which smiley to use. šŸ˜ƒ or ā˜¹ Rookie. Try 9 years, 4 months, 5 days. Not that Iā€™m counting, or anythingā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/25 "2004-12-18T04:13:22Z")
Just a tip for all you people out there who havenā€™t had sex in awhile, make sure you stretch out before hand. Holy cow, I forgot how physically demanding it is. I am so sore today. I just want to go home and sleep. Or have sex again, you know, whatever. ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/26 "2004-12-18T04:36:03Z")
> [@kittenblue](#): > > Rookie. > > Try 9 years, 4 months, 5 days. > Not that Iā€™m counting, or anythingā€¦ Ha. Rookie. And no, Iā€™m not telling how long itā€™s been. (See my sig.) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/27 "2004-12-18T04:42:16Z")
_will keep quiet on this one_ ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/28 "2004-12-18T13:38:17Z")
Putting it into a ā€˜bodily functionā€™ perspectiveā€¦ A man can go 50 years without sex, but if he goes one week without taking a crap, heā€™s dead. (thinking about that for a sig, anyone? Anyhow, good on ya there, amp. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/29 "2004-12-18T16:00:52Z")
Has it been that long for her, too? šŸ™‚ Not sure if I should say congrats or stop talking about it and go have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/30 "2004-12-18T18:44:08Z")
Congratulations. šŸ™‚ > [@Kythereia](#): > > Was it just once? For 20 minutes? With a girl named Marianas? A girl after my own heart. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/31 "2004-12-18T18:59:08Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > A man can go 50 years without sex, but if he goes one week without taking a crap, heā€™s dead. And yet, try to multitask and suddenly _youā€™re_ the sicko. ---
**Author:** ![Tanach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@Tanach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanach)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/32 "2004-12-18T19:11:46Z")
Nice job. /hijack Whats the shortest duration of time that is allowed between ā€œcompletionā€ and posting? hijack/ ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/33 "2004-12-18T20:00:04Z")
> [@Tanach](#): > > Nice job. > /hijack > > Whats the shortest duration of time that is allowed between ā€œcompletionā€ and posting? > > hijack/ Were there a rule, I think itā€™d have to be something like ā€œat least the amount of time that the actual act tookā€. Which isnā€™t a lot in some cases. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/34 "2004-12-18T21:11:16Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > It sucks when you canā€™t be with the one you love. Doubly so if you donā€™t get to love the one youā€™re with. ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/35 "2004-12-19T03:28:26Z")
I once went 17 years. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/36 "2004-12-19T03:31:11Z")
> [@SandyHook](#): > > I once went 17 years. Well I once went a similar length of time (which I wonā€™t disclose because Iā€™m not very proud of it šŸ˜‰ ) But that doesnā€™t count šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/37 "2004-12-19T03:49:04Z")
> [@kittenblue](#): > > Rookie. > > Try 9 years, 4 months, 5 days. > Not that Iā€™m counting, or anythingā€¦ I believe Iā€™m at 9 years, 6 months and 20 days. Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263/38 "2004-12-19T03:50:05Z")
> [@Gadfly](#): > > A girl after my own heart. _cough_ How _you_ doinā€™? šŸ˜‰ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-had-sex-again/280263.md?page=1)