# I Finally Saw "Airplane". It looks like a big Tylenol!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-saw-airplane-it-looks-like-a-big-tylenol/286162>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 22, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-saw-airplane-it-looks-like-a-big-tylenol/286162 "2005-01-22T23:31:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-saw-airplane-it-looks-like-a-big-tylenol/286162/61 "2005-01-23T21:00:24Z")

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"Yes, he looked at me and said, ‘Doc,’ he said, 'Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell ‘em to get out there and give it all they’ve got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then Doc, he said. But I won’t smell too good, that’s for sure.’ "

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**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-saw-airplane-it-looks-like-a-big-tylenol/286162/62 "2005-01-23T21:13:49Z")

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“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-saw-airplane-it-looks-like-a-big-tylenol/286162/63 "2005-01-23T21:15:12Z")

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“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-saw-airplane-it-looks-like-a-big-tylenol/286162/64 "2005-01-24T01:17:19Z")

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“I’d like a first-class ticket to Chicago.”

“Will that be smoking, or non-smoking, sir?”

“Smoking, please.”

_desk clerk hands him a ticket with smoke roiling from it_

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-finally-saw-airplane-it-looks-like-a-big-tylenol/286162/65 "2005-01-24T02:45:22Z")

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Sonny Bono at airport shop: “I’d like the _Wall Street Journal,_ a Snickers bar, and a time bomb.”

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