# I Find Your Lack Of Candy Disturbing **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184 "2019-04-28T19:00:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/1 "2019-04-28T19:00:24Z")
So, here I am, the new me. Well not really new new me, more like the me that’s been there all along, buried deep beneath the mounds of adult responsibility. Shackled no more by the harsh restraints of approval by those uncaring, or unwilling, or simply not constituted for random impulsive flights of fancy. I AM DORK VADER AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!!! sorry Beck, I luvs ya but I gotta let my dweeb flag fly somewhere, irl just ain’t gonna happen ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/2 "2019-04-28T19:06:36Z")
That’s cool. You dweeb, you. I like candy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/3 "2019-04-28T20:22:38Z")
I was texting with the lil’wrekker just now and I told her you rejected ‘chazzieboi’, she was not happy. I told her your new name. And she thought that was pretty funny. She’s ok with it. So you’re good, with the college set. They get you. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/4 "2019-04-29T02:27:58Z")
Buh-buh-but… we all came up with so many grownup names for you. Serious puns, descriptive monikers, classy stuff. And you go all, well, \*dorky \*on us! (It’s already grown on me… congrats on a tough decision!) ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/5 "2019-04-29T03:03:30Z")
Well I did change one of the alternates to Moose, yanno, something timeless and simple and classy. But y’all ain’t without collective responsibility, DorkVader got the most votes in the poll so… Ok yeah I could have come up with better options but, hey impulsive flights of fancy ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/6 "2019-04-29T03:13:57Z")
I like the avatar too. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/7 "2019-04-29T03:22:52Z")
Did I stumble into a private thread? I didn’t know we had those! 😉 What are you guys talking about? Am I just missing something obvious (that happens to me a lot!)? Or are y’all discussing something that only y’all know about. It seems to be something about **DorkVader** having changed his/her user name. Can everybody play or is it **TOP SEKRET**? ETA:I like descriptive thread titles. (But I’m kinda weird, so… 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/8 "2019-04-29T03:35:20Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I like the avatar too. Thanks. I’ve been wanting to use a photo of my Darth Bunny for a while now. With the new name, I was finally motivated enough to put a little more effort into my quest. > [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#): > > Did I stumble into a private thread? I didn’t know we had those! 😉 > > What are you guys talking about? Am I just missing something obvious (that happens to me a lot!)? Or are y’all discussing something that only y’all know about. It seems to be something about **DorkVader** having changed his/her user name. Can everybody play or is it **TOP SEKRET**? So quick back story, just finalized my divorce, decided I needed a new name. Came up with a few options, put them in a limited runtime poll, went with the name that got the most votes. Feel free to participate in this thread all you like. I can’t say how long it will stay active, but based on experience, probably not long. Oh, for reference, my old name was guestchaz btw ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/9 "2019-04-29T03:47:35Z")
You’ll always be ‘chazzieboi’ to me. Just saying. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/10 "2019-04-29T04:09:00Z")
Lol Beck ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/11 "2019-04-29T20:13:45Z")
So, does this make you Licor-Sith? Red or Black? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/12 "2019-04-29T23:48:28Z")
😛 no, silly spruce Sith Easter Hare. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/13 "2019-04-30T01:14:11Z")
So you want us all to join the Dork Side? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/14 "2019-04-30T01:25:14Z")
What do use for a light sabre, a carrot? ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/15 "2019-04-30T03:00:21Z")
I believe these ARE the dweebs you were looking for, no need to move along Tris * * * The farce is strong in this one. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/16 "2019-04-30T04:12:14Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > What do use for a light sabre, a carrot? Actually, there is a picture of a different version of Darth Bunny weilding a carrot saber And \*\* Scribble\*\*, if you only knew The Power of The Dark Chocolate ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-find-your-lack-of-candy-disturbing/833184/17 "2019-04-30T04:38:32Z")
Funny, I spewed tea on my screen.🙂