# I found a porn DVD someone dropped on the bus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381 "2012-08-04T03:06:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/1 "2012-08-04T03:06:43Z")
Naughty Black Housewives 3, starring Megan Vaughn. Do you think I will be able to follow the plot? Or should I avoid spoilers and watch the first two before watching this one? ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/2 "2012-08-04T03:11:59Z")
Megan Vaughn? Dilettante. ---
**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/3 "2012-08-04T03:12:33Z")
Well, there are several character cameos from the prior two. There’s a part where the mailman comes to deliver a package, and you won’t get who he is at _all._ ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/4 "2012-08-04T03:14:35Z")
Part three doesn’t hold a candle to part one. Don’t get me started on the abomination that is part two. The creative vision was simply lost, and the casting was sub par at best. IMO it needs a reboot, or re-booty if you will. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/5 "2012-08-04T03:27:56Z")
The second housewife (the one with the golden earrings) is really his long lost sister. She supposedly died in ep #1, if I recall correctly. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/6 "2012-08-04T03:28:35Z")
“Naughty Black Housewives” was a great movie. There are no sequels. Unless you find one with some albino twins. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/7 "2012-08-04T03:55:22Z")
Actually, I think for sheer wickedness, the second one in that series is hard to top: [spoiler] The housewives in NBH 2 were especially naughty. First, two of them stayed up well past their bedtimes giggling, despite having been warned about “If I have to come back in here again you will be not be laughing!” Then later, the one with the big bazzoomas would not sit still at the restaurant and spilled her water all over the table. The girl/girl scene where two neighborhood housewives don’t wipe their feet and track in the dirt from outside, leaving the door open and letting the dog escape is especially well acted. But the worst of the naughtiness is certainly that chick in the skimpy dress who knocks over the jars in the supermarket and runs away without telling anyone. I think #3 picks up when they finally get to leave “time out” in the corner chair.[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/8 "2012-08-04T04:01:28Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > Actually, I think for sheer wickedness, the second one in that series is hard to top: > > [spoiler] The housewives in NBH 2 were especially naughty. First, two of them stayed up well past their bedtimes giggling, despite having been warned about “If I have to come back in here again you will be not be laughing!” Then later, the one with the big bazzoomas would not sit still at the restaurant and spilled her water all over the table. The girl/girl scene where two neighborhood housewives don’t wipe their feet and track in the dirt from outside, leaving the door open and letting the dog escape is especially well acted. But the worst of the naughtiness is certainly that chick in the skimpy dress who knocks over the jars in the supermarket and runs away without telling anyone. > > I think #3 picks up when they finally get to leave “time out” in the corner chair.[/spoiler] Agreed; just skip 3 altogether, and go get 2. SO much naughtier. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/9 "2012-08-04T04:09:26Z")
What about 4? I heard there was a scene with the toilet paper on the roll _the wrong way around_. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/10 "2012-08-04T04:25:05Z")
**I found a porn DVD someone dropped on the bus** Sure you did. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/11 "2012-08-04T07:47:34Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > What about 4? I heard there was a scene with the toilet paper on the roll _the wrong way around_. You shut your mouth right now. That never happens. LALALALALAL ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/12 "2012-08-04T12:23:18Z")
> [@Astral\_Rejection](#): > > Well, there are several character cameos from the prior two. There’s a part where the mailman comes to deliver a package, and you won’t get who he is at _all._ Meh, all he needs to know is that "The Postman Always Bangs Twice.’ ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/13 "2012-08-04T13:01:24Z")
Reported for forum change to Cafe Society. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Vicullum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/6de8d8/32.png) [@Vicullum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vicullum)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/14 "2012-08-04T15:25:01Z")
> [@grude](#): > > Naughty Black Housewives 3, starring Megan Vaughn. > > Do you think I will be able to follow the plot? Or should I avoid spoilers and watch the first two before watching this one? “That’s 2 Fast 2 Furious… which means you’ve already seen the first one! How else could you follow the highly cerebral storyline?!”–Stan Smith ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/15 "2012-08-04T16:01:50Z")
As a longtime devotee of Ms. Vaughn’s work, I deeply appreciate her breaking out of the baby-oil-soaked bubble-butt-ho genre into comparatively marginalized roles; it is long past time naughty Black housewives were recognized in film. Ms. Vaughn’s foray into the foot-fetish _oeuvre_ also promises to open doors for talented Black actresses, while at the same time helping to validate this long stigmatized form of cinematic narrative. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/16 "2012-08-04T16:28:30Z")
If you pay very close attention to the plot, you’ll see it’s actually a reworking of ‘King Lear’. TMYK ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/17 "2012-08-04T16:31:19Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > **I found a porn DVD someone dropped on the bus** > > Sure you did. I gotta try that line on my old lady. Except it might be more difficult if it’s on my laptop’s hard drive… ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/18 "2012-08-04T18:04:33Z")
Pfft, the novels were sooo much better. I feel that the movie adaptations haven’t been true to the story. The audiobooks read by Morgan Freeman are pretty good too, there’s just something about his voice. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/19 "2012-08-04T18:11:45Z")
> [@antonio107](#): > > I gotta try that line on my old lady. Except it might be more difficult if it’s on my laptop’s hard drive… “It must have accidentally fallen off the internet onto my laptop. Twice.” ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/20 "2012-08-04T18:21:55Z")
> [@antonio107](#): > > I gotta try that line on my old lady. Except it might be more difficult if it’s on my laptop’s hard drive… _ding, dong_ “Hi, are you the technician?” “Yes. I got a call about a **laptop** that needed a **hard drive**.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381.md?page=2)